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Old September 25th, 2017, 01:45 PM   #2201
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Here is a photo of Justin Beiber the most hated man in the world




And here is a photo of a quokka the most lovable animal in the world




Since there are thousands of quokkas in Australia their goodness cancels out all the badness of Justin Beiber which means I win!

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Old September 25th, 2017, 04:30 PM   #2202
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Big Grin By this cringingly bad joke from Greenman ribbited while beside his nowadays disowned twin, I declare for me this thread a win !

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Old September 26th, 2017, 10:12 PM   #2204
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I won the junior women's USGA Golf Championship. This trophy is great, but where is my check for $1,000,000 like the men get. "You mean this is all I get, then you can take this trophy and shove it.........


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Old September 26th, 2017, 11:04 PM   #2205
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I won the junior women's USGA Golf Championship. This trophy is great, but where is my check for $1,000,000 like the men get. "You mean this is all I get, then you can take this trophy and shove it.........

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Since when is this boy known as a man
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Big Grin By Trumps warning shot at Pyongyang , I graciously accept this thread win

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me trailmaster, you ape. now I beat you up for the win!




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