And In Other News Today - Page 21

Bill derBerg · August 2nd, 2016, 06:51 PM

Today scientists confirmed that dinosaurs were in fact really tiny on one end, much much larger in the middle and tiny again at the other end.

**trailmaster** · August 6th, 2016, 02:20 PM

And In Other News Today, the U.S. Air Force, Navy and N.A.S.A are going to try one more time to get onto Bunga-Bunga-Island 2. If they can't they have decided to nuke it!!Those bastards

Estreeter · August 6th, 2016, 03:38 PM

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And In Other News Today, the U.S. Air Force, Navy and N.A.S.A

And in a totally unrelated story , Posting members of VEF's "Wank Club" thread were heard sobbing all around the world, Incidentally yesterday, Kleenex workers walked off the job and vowed to stay on strike when discussions between workers and management broke down over the so called "relief break" entitlements

MaxJoker · August 6th, 2016, 06:52 PM

**trailmaster** · August 6th, 2016, 09:53 PM

And In Other News Today it was reported by an undisclosed internet publication that the hypocrisy of MaxJoker a well known super moderator who works for VEF went to far and his fellow moderators chained him to a fence, stripped him and stuck 4 foot long sausages in all his orifices!!!

Bill derBerg · August 7th, 2016, 08:43 PM

It was revealed today that the United Nations had disbanded and gone home in June and no one had noticed.

In a news release posted to its now defunct web site the United Nations finally admitted it was one big boondoggle. "We were run by and for politicians and fellow travellers who no one back home would vote for and so they come here to screw things up on a global basis." Further they added "We were nothing more than a convenient way to have a lot of money grubbers in one place at one time so big business could buy us off all at once." What triggered this sudden rush of honesty? The last line of the release says "The banks and insurance companies can no longer afford our retainer fees so we may as well go home."

**trailmaster** · August 7th, 2016, 09:38 PM

And In Other News Today an unknown source picked up on a satellite radio with a special high power receiver a strange voice identifying himself as Ninjaturtle, saying that he has learned of the U.S. military plot to blow up his creation known as Bunga-Bunga Island 2, and he said that if any military people come here they are going to get a big,big surprise. Stay tuned for another battle of the continuing saga of this strange island!!

**trailmaster** · August 9th, 2016, 10:46 PM

And In Other News Today, Vef's roving reporter trailmaster is working on the final battle between the forces of good: Bunga-Bunga Island 2, and their nemesis, the forces of evil: the U.S. Navy, Air Force and NASA. This story will take a few more days to complete. Stay tuned to this channel

MaxJoker · August 11th, 2016, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

And In Other News Today it was reported by an undisclosed internet publication that the hypocrisy of MaxJoker a well known super moderator who works for VEF went to far and his fellow moderators chained him to a fence, stripped him and stuck 4 foot long sausages in all his orifices!!!

Several unnamed spokespersons today claimed MaxJoker (If that`s even it`s real name) admitted he (DNA test results pending) didn't mind where those foot longs got rammed. Since up the nostrils and in the ears had enabled him to enjoy his date that evening with Melissa McCarthy (Now in hiding). As he didn't have to listen to her during the meal , or smell mackerel later on that night

**trailmaster** · August 12th, 2016, 01:11 PM

And In Other News Today the shadowy figure known only as NinjaTurtle has sent away all his employees from Bunga-Bunga Island 2. He knows that there is a battle coming and he does not want anyone of his customers to be harmed. He now has a staff of about 30. This consists of workers who built the pavilions, and men who had previously come to the first island and were invited to stay. Ninjaturtle because he is now a billionaire bought a whole bunch of weapons from his many contacts on mainland USA. He had various spots on the island mined and razor wire is strung all along the boundaries of the island, not to keep people out, but to keep them in once the bad guys get on the island. Then there is this strange creature a 400 foot long squid who came out of the volcano that created the island. It is very agitated and is swimming around, and around the island as if it is waiting for something to come. Ninjaturtle is confident that he will prevail in the coming battle which should be any day now.

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August 2nd, 2016, 06:51 PM	#201
Bill derBerg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: My own little reality. Posts: 1,257 Thanks: 17,648 Thanked 18,325 Times in 1,256 Posts	Today scientists confirmed that dinosaurs were in fact really tiny on one end, much much larger in the middle and tiny again at the other end.

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trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,274 Times in 60,077 Posts	And In Other News Today, the U.S. Air Force, Navy and N.A.S.A are going to try one more time to get onto Bunga-Bunga-Island 2. If they can't they have decided to nuke it!!Those bastards

August 6th, 2016, 09:53 PM	#205
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,274 Times in 60,077 Posts	And In Other News Today it was reported by an undisclosed internet publication that the hypocrisy of MaxJoker a well known super moderator who works for VEF went to far and his fellow moderators chained him to a fence, stripped him and stuck 4 foot long sausages in all his orifices!!!

August 7th, 2016, 08:43 PM	#206
Bill derBerg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: My own little reality. Posts: 1,257 Thanks: 17,648 Thanked 18,325 Times in 1,256 Posts	It was revealed today that the United Nations had disbanded and gone home in June and no one had noticed. In a news release posted to its now defunct web site the United Nations finally admitted it was one big boondoggle. "We were run by and for politicians and fellow travellers who no one back home would vote for and so they come here to screw things up on a global basis." Further they added "We were nothing more than a convenient way to have a lot of money grubbers in one place at one time so big business could buy us off all at once." What triggered this sudden rush of honesty? The last line of the release says "The banks and insurance companies can no longer afford our retainer fees so we may as well go home."

August 7th, 2016, 09:38 PM	#207
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,274 Times in 60,077 Posts	And In Other News Today an unknown source picked up on a satellite radio with a special high power receiver a strange voice identifying himself as Ninjaturtle, saying that he has learned of the U.S. military plot to blow up his creation known as Bunga-Bunga Island 2, and he said that if any military people come here they are going to get a big,big surprise. Stay tuned for another battle of the continuing saga of this strange island!!

August 9th, 2016, 10:46 PM	#208
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,274 Times in 60,077 Posts	And In Other News Today, Vef's roving reporter trailmaster is working on the final battle between the forces of good: Bunga-Bunga Island 2, and their nemesis, the forces of evil: the U.S. Navy, Air Force and NASA. This story will take a few more days to complete. Stay tuned to this channel

August 12th, 2016, 01:11 PM	#210
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,274 Times in 60,077 Posts	And In Other News Today the shadowy figure known only as NinjaTurtle has sent away all his employees from Bunga-Bunga Island 2. He knows that there is a battle coming and he does not want anyone of his customers to be harmed. He now has a staff of about 30. This consists of workers who built the pavilions, and men who had previously come to the first island and were invited to stay. Ninjaturtle because he is now a billionaire bought a whole bunch of weapons from his many contacts on mainland USA. He had various spots on the island mined and razor wire is strung all along the boundaries of the island, not to keep people out, but to keep them in once the bad guys get on the island. Then there is this strange creature a 400 foot long squid who came out of the volcano that created the island. It is very agitated and is swimming around, and around the island as if it is waiting for something to come. Ninjaturtle is confident that he will prevail in the coming battle which should be any day now.