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MaxJoker · May 16th, 2016, 02:36 PM

Willard (Under Da Thumb) Smith wants to assure his worried fan out there , that being married to Jada Pinkett Smith has in no way prematurely aged him and he remains the happiest of men.

**wimbo77** · May 16th, 2016, 06:42 PM

... Mao Sugiyama, a self-described “asexual” from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan, Calorie Lab reported.

Sugiyama sparked a firestorm of interest on Twitter with one tweet: “[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.”

**Arturo2nd** · May 16th, 2016, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by wimbo77

... Mao Sugiyama, a self-described “asexual” from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan, Calorie Lab reported.

Sugiyama sparked a firestorm of interest on Twitter with one tweet: “[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.”

To feed five people he must have been pretty well endowed, even allowing for the Asian practice of using meat as a condiment. Did it taste like chicken?

**trailmaster** · May 16th, 2016, 10:15 PM

And in other news today a report from Scientific Human offers a possible reason why so many of American politicians are so dumb. They may be rejects from another planet. This planet knowing that Earth is filled with what they call "The Stupids" is dumping all of their mentally retarded citizens here. They alter their brains and appearance. They figure "This planet is already fcked up so let's dump our "stupids" on Earth. They won't know the difference!

Estreeter · May 17th, 2016, 10:31 AM

And in other shocking news today, somewhere in the world at an undisclosed location, a female human admitted that she was...... wrong

**trailmaster** · May 17th, 2016, 11:18 AM

And in other news today women all over the world are uniting and are saying that they are sick and tired and fed up with their men constantly complaining about them and they say if you don't stop:

No more sex, ever. We can get our pleasure from ourselves. We don't need you infantile men!!

**trailmaster** · May 17th, 2016, 11:23 AM

And in other news today newspapers in the UK have been reporting that women are boycotting all pubs, because their men spend too much time there wasting their money on liquor and complaining about them!!

Estreeter · May 17th, 2016, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

And in other news today women all over the world are uniting and are saying that they are sick and tired and fed up with their men constantly complaining about them and they say if you don't stop:

No more sex, ever. We can get our pleasure from ourselves. We don't need you infantile men!!

And in a possibly related news story, Stock in Beer companies and Manufacturers of TV's rose sharply in value

**wimbo77** · May 17th, 2016, 04:08 PM

Bang With Friends debuted in January and quickly took off in popularity. The concept is simple: Users log in with Facebook and select what friends they want to bang. Only friends that have mutually selected the other user show-up in a “down to bang” queue.

The app claims more than 1 million users, even though it’s not without its share of controversy. In addition to questions about creepy factor, the anonymity of users has come into question. Earlier this month, it became possible to find out if some of your friends had signed-up for the service on Facebook. A mobile version for iOS and Android debuted last week.

While the Android version is still available, iPhone users are directed to this page, which promises that the app will be back “soon.”

While Apple is certainly no stranger for kicking apps out of the store that seem to violate various rules on nudity, pornography and sexuality — whether deserved or not — I don’t think the substance of the app is necessarily the problem. Grindr has had an iPhone app for years and it’s not substantively different from BWF, aside from the direct Facebook connection. Likewise, Ashley Madison, a service that encourages infidelity between spouses, has an iPhone app and it even features a “nearby” feature for better geolocation targeting.

Sure, BWF is crass and frat-tastic, but is it really ban worthy? Would you like to use the app ?

Credit to original poster.

**trailmaster** · May 17th, 2016, 10:03 PM

And in other news today comes a report that Justin Bieber has had throat surgery. The surgeon says that Mr. Bieber will be able to talk, but he will never be able to sing again. Justin said before the surgery that he actually does not mind. He has made enough money now, and since he can no longer sing maybe he will stop getting so much hate mail!!

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wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	... Mao Sugiyama, a self-described “asexual” from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan, Calorie Lab reported. Sugiyama sparked a firestorm of interest on Twitter with one tweet: “[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.” __________________ Last edited by wimbo77; May 16th, 2016 at 06:59 PM.. Reason: just some text removed

May 17th, 2016, 10:31 AM	#125
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May 17th, 2016, 04:08 PM	#129
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Bang With Friends debuted in January and quickly took off in popularity. The concept is simple: Users log in with Facebook and select what friends they want to bang. Only friends that have mutually selected the other user show-up in a “down to bang” queue. The app claims more than 1 million users, even though it’s not without its share of controversy. In addition to questions about creepy factor, the anonymity of users has come into question. Earlier this month, it became possible to find out if some of your friends had signed-up for the service on Facebook. A mobile version for iOS and Android debuted last week. While the Android version is still available, iPhone users are directed to this page, which promises that the app will be back “soon.” While Apple is certainly no stranger for kicking apps out of the store that seem to violate various rules on nudity, pornography and sexuality — whether deserved or not — I don’t think the substance of the app is necessarily the problem. Grindr has had an iPhone app for years and it’s not substantively different from BWF, aside from the direct Facebook connection. Likewise, Ashley Madison, a service that encourages infidelity between spouses, has an iPhone app and it even features a “nearby” feature for better geolocation targeting. Sure, BWF is crass and frat-tastic, but is it really ban worthy? Would you like to use the app ? Credit to original poster. __________________

May 16th, 2016, 10:15 PM	#124
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,310 Times in 60,079 Posts	And in other news today a report from Scientific Human offers a possible reason why so many of American politicians are so dumb. They may be rejects from another planet. This planet knowing that Earth is filled with what they call "The Stupids" is dumping all of their mentally retarded citizens here. They alter their brains and appearance. They figure "This planet is already fcked up so let's dump our "stupids" on Earth. They won't know the difference!

May 17th, 2016, 11:18 AM	#126
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,310 Times in 60,079 Posts	And in other news today women all over the world are uniting and are saying that they are sick and tired and fed up with their men constantly complaining about them and they say if you don't stop: No more sex, ever. We can get our pleasure from ourselves. We don't need you infantile men!!

May 17th, 2016, 10:03 PM	#130
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,310 Times in 60,079 Posts	And in other news today comes a report that Justin Bieber has had throat surgery. The surgeon says that Mr. Bieber will be able to talk, but he will never be able to sing again. Justin said before the surgery that he actually does not mind. He has made enough money now, and since he can no longer sing maybe he will stop getting so much hate mail!!