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January 23rd, 2014, 05:33 PM | #1 |
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The first in an occasional series..Look this is not My idea... Max made me do it..
Would You rather be fisted by the chubby,living fist of Queen of Pop ,Dame Elton John? Or the no longer living and I dare say lot less chubby fist of Walrus of Lurve,Barry White ? PS Calling a Moderator "A Sick Fcuk" might as My Ex Boss once memorably put it "Leave You wide open for punishment"..
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January 23rd, 2014, 05:41 PM | #2 | |
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All I said was "Start this thread Mal ,otherwise i`ll ban ya arse". Never once did I force you In answer to your thread question though. I`d rather be fisted by Barry White. As at least unlike Elton he`s dead, so wouldn't enjoy it.
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January 23rd, 2014, 05:57 PM | #3 |
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Would you rather have a wand or a lightsaber?
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August 25th, 2014, 09:25 PM | #5 |
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A lightsaber.
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August 25th, 2014, 09:30 PM | #6 |
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Would you rather have only sex with Hilary Clinton for the rest of your life or give head to Hugh Grant once?
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August 26th, 2014, 11:42 AM | #7 |
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Not a great choice, but like many of our elections in the US, a choice of the lesser of two evils. It would have to be Hugh Grant just the once.
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I'd go for the glam model. Eyecandy reason.
Would you rather be a wellknown rockstar or a wellknown actor?
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August 26th, 2014, 02:25 PM | #9 |
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Actor. More variety of work and less pressure to be creative.
Would you rather be a superhero like Superman, Spider-Man or Wolverine or a superhero like Batman, Green Arrow or Hawkeye; i.e. superpowered or superskilled?
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Superskilled - there seems to be more money in it! ;-)
Would you rather off yourself in a proven even if messy way, or "make it look like an accident"?
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