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Old November 6th, 2016, 09:12 PM   #2681
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More of a warning than caption. I took a picture of this new fangled urinal in Key West last month.

DO NOT use it if you see one! I did and it blew the piss right back in my face!
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More of a warning than caption. I took a picture of this new fangled urinal in Key west last month.

Do not use it if you see one. I did and it blew the piss right back in my face!
I thought Dysons were meant to suck, obviously a faulty model
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Old November 7th, 2016, 10:41 AM   #2683
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More of a warning than caption. I took a picture of this new fangled urinal in Key West last month.

DO NOT use it if you see one! I did and it blew the piss right back in my face!
Maybe it has a size limit and yours is too big!

(I gave you the benefit -- I could have said too small)
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Trump: Oh fuck, I'm president, here I am in the oval office WTF is that, a vulture

Aide: No sir it's a bald eagle the emblem of the USA

Trump: Bald that's an affront nuke the USA now
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Trump: Oh fuck, I'm president, here I am in the oval office WTF is that, a vulture

Aide: No sir it's a bald eagle the emblem of the USA
Trump: That word "bald" is a no-no and I never want it used in the White House, why do you think I wear this toupe! Since I'm planning on getting rid of everything lets start with this fucking eagle as my first order of business -- so get cracking on finding another American symbol!
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Old November 10th, 2016, 05:41 PM   #2688
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I'll be the president and you'll be a junkie...
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Drunken Fool "I think it's criminal what people have done to your habitat, blah, blah, blah..."

Bear "I love these things, they're soft and chewy on the outside and nice and crunchy on the inside."
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I'll be the president and you'll be a junkie...
"Hey son, will you be voting for me in 25 years time?"
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