The corrupt a wish game - Page 248

**bowlinggreen** · February 29th, 2016, 02:27 AM

Wish granted, but then Trump's private security forces machine gun King Kong off of the tower. Hailed as a hero for saving the city, Trump promises legislation to keep giant gorillas out of America forever and wins the election in a landslide. After that he initiates an anti-porn crusade, and you find your favorite porn images disappearing from the web one after the other.

I wish I was in Bali with a beautiful naked girl on my lap and a glass of single malt in my hand.

**trailmaster** · February 29th, 2016, 01:40 PM

Wish granted, however, just to the Southeast of Bali is another island chain called Pulau Penida. There was a once in a lifetime volcano underneath the island that suddenly erupted. This caused a massive mile high tsunami that traveled to Bali and destroyed the whole island, including you and your honey.

I wish that Microsoft would stop coming out with more and more stupid versions of Windows. Windows 7 was one of the best of all time. Now we have Windows 10, which in my opinion is crap.

**bowlinggreen** · February 29th, 2016, 04:11 PM

Wish granted. Bill Gates dies and Apple gets control of Microsoft. No new versions of Windows are produced, which leaves you stuck with Windows 10... forever. After years of no updates, you finally decide to migrate to Linux, but on the very day you are going to move your pictures over to the Linux PC on flash drive, a vicious virus gets into your Windows PC through one of the innumerable security flaws in Windows 10, wiping out all of your porn and games.

I wish I owned a gaming software company so I could order them to make games just the way I like them.

Attila The Hun · March 1st, 2016, 07:07 AM

Your wish is granted. However, you now have to do all the work by yourself in your one-man gaming company. After the arduous task of creation your brilliant games are finally released to the market; unfortunately, being a small enterprise, your marketing is almost non-existent and your games are beaten off the shelves by 'Sheriff Callie's Icecream Showdown', 'Sims XIII: Chattel Slavery', 'In The Night Garden: The Action Game', 'KKK: Uprising' (joint-funded by the Klan of Kalifornia and the Kinkinnati Klan) and the biggest hit 'Call of Duty VIII: The Heroism of Pinochet'. Your business enterprise fails and you declare bankruptcy.

I wish that I could find a pot of gold under a rainbow.

**@llatse@** · March 1st, 2016, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Attila The Hun

I wish that I could find a pot of gold under a rainbow.

Granted, you find a pot of gold under the band Rainbow, it's a chamber pot and the "gold" is their lager fuelled pee they do it in that so they don't have to leave the stage.

I wish for a sudden great holiday in California where I meet a shag hungry surfer babe

**trailmaster** · March 1st, 2016, 12:56 PM

Wish granted, but when you and your surfer babe were in the ocean, you did not notice that the choppy water was pushing you farther and farther out. Then because you and your babe were sloshing around because your babe was trying to ravish you a great white shark jumped up and grabbed you both and gobbled you up. Days later the bloody surfboard washed up onshore.

I wish for @llatse@ favorite lovelies Sophia Loren ( in her prime ), Valerie Leon, and Linda Lusard and my favorite, Milena Velba in a cabin in the deep woods. The cabin has an enormous bedroom with a 20 foot wide round bed to accommodate me and all my lovelies.

**@llatse@** · March 1st, 2016, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wish for @llatse@ favorite lovelies Sophia Loren ( in her prime ), Valerie Leon, and Linda Lusard and my favorite, Milena Velba in a cabin in the deep woods. The cabin has an enormous bedroom with a 20 foot wide round bed to accommodate me and all my lovelies.

Your wish is my command O Master. Unfortunately for you all the girls are really into ritualistic cannibal sex.....as they all munch their way thru' your hard on you realise the cabin is so far away from civilisation no one can hear you screaming.

I wish I had one of those number things where you take a ticket and wait. The queue is formed of girls waiting to take turns sitting on my face. Milena Velba can go first.

**trailmaster** · March 1st, 2016, 10:52 PM

You wish is granted, however, you didn't count on Milena Velba being so heavy because of her massive breasts. When she sat on your face your nose was broken and you suffocated.

I wish that if Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidency he would be the first Republican President to be assassinated since William Mckinley in 1901.

**Nobody1** · March 2nd, 2016, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

You wish is granted, however, you didn't count on Milena Velba being so heavy because of her massive breasts. When she sat on your face your nose was broken and you suffocated.

I wish that if Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidency he would be the first Republican President to be assassinated since William Mckinley in 1901.

Granted. 'The Donald' is dead. The vice president takes over instantly. Shit, it's 'The Sarah'. Sarah Palin starts immediately a nuclear war by confusing North Korea, Saudi Arabia, England and Russia. The war is over after a day, and now you can finally see Russia from your front porch. You lost. The F35 was a piece of junk. Fuck. You take a last look at the breaking action pravda before going to bed. Your old President is dead. Your new president has a Russian name. You can not correctly pronounce it. Dafuq!!! Now you're really tired. You go to bed. It was a long exciting day. Just before falling asleep you think : What the heck, why not. It's worth a try.

I wish that Angela Merkel would be honest.

**bowlinggreen** · March 2nd, 2016, 08:00 PM

Your wish is granted, but after making her first "honest" speech she has a nervous breakdown. Far right elements take over Germany once again, and initiate war with Russia.

The world economy tanks, and you find yourself in a breadline waiting for a handout of food contaminated with radioactive fallout from Russian nukes.

I wish for a box of Cuban cigars, a bottle of Glenlivet and a new lawnmower, and for Sasha Grey to mow my lawn naked while I sit on the porch smoking my cigars and drinking my scotch.

March 1st, 2016, 07:07 AM	#2474
Attila The Hun Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The North Posts: 170 Thanks: 1,106 Thanked 1,954 Times in 160 Posts	Your wish is granted. However, you now have to do all the work by yourself in your one-man gaming company. After the arduous task of creation your brilliant games are finally released to the market; unfortunately, being a small enterprise, your marketing is almost non-existent and your games are beaten off the shelves by 'Sheriff Callie's Icecream Showdown', 'Sims XIII: Chattel Slavery', 'In The Night Garden: The Action Game', 'KKK: Uprising' (joint-funded by the Klan of Kalifornia and the Kinkinnati Klan) and the biggest hit 'Call of Duty VIII: The Heroism of Pinochet'. Your business enterprise fails and you declare bankruptcy. I wish that I could find a pot of gold under a rainbow. __________________ “Get to fighting or get away.”

February 29th, 2016, 02:27 AM	#2471
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,677 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted, but then Trump's private security forces machine gun King Kong off of the tower. Hailed as a hero for saving the city, Trump promises legislation to keep giant gorillas out of America forever and wins the election in a landslide. After that he initiates an anti-porn crusade, and you find your favorite porn images disappearing from the web one after the other. I wish I was in Bali with a beautiful naked girl on my lap and a glass of single malt in my hand.

February 29th, 2016, 01:40 PM	#2472
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,648 Times in 60,108 Posts	Wish granted, however, just to the Southeast of Bali is another island chain called Pulau Penida. There was a once in a lifetime volcano underneath the island that suddenly erupted. This caused a massive mile high tsunami that traveled to Bali and destroyed the whole island, including you and your honey. I wish that Microsoft would stop coming out with more and more stupid versions of Windows. Windows 7 was one of the best of all time. Now we have Windows 10, which in my opinion is crap.

February 29th, 2016, 04:11 PM	#2473
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,677 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted. Bill Gates dies and Apple gets control of Microsoft. No new versions of Windows are produced, which leaves you stuck with Windows 10... forever. After years of no updates, you finally decide to migrate to Linux, but on the very day you are going to move your pictures over to the Linux PC on flash drive, a vicious virus gets into your Windows PC through one of the innumerable security flaws in Windows 10, wiping out all of your porn and games. I wish I owned a gaming software company so I could order them to make games just the way I like them.

March 1st, 2016, 12:56 PM	#2476
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,648 Times in 60,108 Posts	Wish granted, but when you and your surfer babe were in the ocean, you did not notice that the choppy water was pushing you farther and farther out. Then because you and your babe were sloshing around because your babe was trying to ravish you a great white shark jumped up and grabbed you both and gobbled you up. Days later the bloody surfboard washed up onshore. I wish for @llatse@ favorite lovelies Sophia Loren ( in her prime ), Valerie Leon, and Linda Lusard and my favorite, Milena Velba in a cabin in the deep woods. The cabin has an enormous bedroom with a 20 foot wide round bed to accommodate me and all my lovelies.

March 1st, 2016, 10:52 PM	#2478
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,648 Times in 60,108 Posts	You wish is granted, however, you didn't count on Milena Velba being so heavy because of her massive breasts. When she sat on your face your nose was broken and you suffocated. I wish that if Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidency he would be the first Republican President to be assassinated since William Mckinley in 1901.

March 2nd, 2016, 08:00 PM	#2480
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,677 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	Your wish is granted, but after making her first "honest" speech she has a nervous breakdown. Far right elements take over Germany once again, and initiate war with Russia. The world economy tanks, and you find yourself in a breadline waiting for a handout of food contaminated with radioactive fallout from Russian nukes. I wish for a box of Cuban cigars, a bottle of Glenlivet and a new lawnmower, and for Sasha Grey to mow my lawn naked while I sit on the porch smoking my cigars and drinking my scotch.