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July 27th, 2017, 01:24 PM | #12551 |
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My hot lesbian neighbours got me Rolex for my birthday. It's very nice but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch".
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July 27th, 2017, 01:26 PM | #12552 |
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My wife said that a bloke from Autoglass came round and injected special resin into her crack. I'm not normally suspicious, but she hasn't got a car
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I booked an Asian escort last night but she arrived 3 hours late. She loved me wrong time.
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July 27th, 2017, 07:18 PM | #12554 |
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July 28th, 2017, 09:40 AM | #12555 |
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I was asked to leave the local swimming pool today because I was wearing a tight pair of budgie smugglers and the life guard noticed the rather large bulge in my trunks and said it might upset some of the other swimmers.
I pointed out another guy with similar trunks & asked why he was not asked to leave. They replied "because he hasn't shit himself". |
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I was walking past Ladbrokes the other day and in the window it said "Open Sunday: 11-2".
I thought, I'll have a tenner on that, after all they've been open the last three weekends. |
July 28th, 2017, 12:49 PM | #12557 |
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I for one,Love Roman numerals..
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July 28th, 2017, 01:05 PM | #12558 |
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July 28th, 2017, 04:08 PM | #12559 |
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