Post your corny jokes - Page 1249

MaxJoker · July 5th, 2017, 11:54 AM

Financially I`m set for life ,

Provided I die within the next half hour.

**ball7** · July 5th, 2017, 01:29 PM

Him: Shall we have sex?

Her: I want to wait til we're married

Him: Ugh fine

Priest: Shall I continue?

**ball7** · July 5th, 2017, 06:22 PM

Love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people.
Never gets old.

**gmcbee** · July 6th, 2017, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people.
Never gets old.

That right there is a portrait of dry humor.

petvictor · July 6th, 2017, 02:26 PM

I was in a restaurant when someone threw a Prawn Cocktail straight at my head, I turned around and this fella shouted,,,"And thats just for Starters,,

MaxJoker · July 6th, 2017, 04:54 PM

Scientists have discovered exactly how much sleep an average person needs ,

Just 5 minutes more.

**ball7** · July 6th, 2017, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmcbee

That right there is a portrait of dry humor.

Such a Wilde display of Humor

**bloke57** · July 6th, 2017, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Such a Wilde display of Humor

An Oscar winning performance?

**photoflex** · July 6th, 2017, 09:28 PM

"Doctor, I want to have a vasectomy."
"That's okay, but you'll have to come in with your wife, because that concerns her too."
"But they're my balls!", I shrieked.
"You'd be surprised how many men come in here who think that..."

Ed Byrne, just now in Mock the Week

Aaron · July 6th, 2017, 11:38 PM

Oscar Wilde declared he was giving up pederasty. His friends threw him a testimonial dinner, yet, when it came time for the speeches, Wilde was nowhere to be found. A search discovered him in a lavatory struggling to get the trousers off a boy.

"Oscar!" a chum chided. "I thought you were turning over a new leaf!"

"Oh, I shall, I shall!" Wilde panted. "Just as soon as I get to the bottom of this page!."

July 5th, 2017, 11:54 AM	#12481
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	Financially I`m set for life , Provided I die within the next half hour. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 6th, 2017, 04:54 PM	#12486
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	Scientists have discovered exactly how much sleep an average person needs , Just 5 minutes more. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 6th, 2017, 09:28 PM	#12489
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,920 Thanked 127,758 Times in 3,570 Posts	"Doctor, I want to have a vasectomy." "That's okay, but you'll have to come in with your wife, because that concerns her too." "But they're my balls!", I shrieked. "You'd be surprised how many men come in here who think that..." Ed Byrne, just now in Mock the Week __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

July 5th, 2017, 01:29 PM	#12482
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,271 Thanked 209,957 Times in 15,727 Posts	Him: Shall we have sex? Her: I want to wait til we're married Him: Ugh fine Priest: Shall I continue?

July 5th, 2017, 06:22 PM	#12483
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,271 Thanked 209,957 Times in 15,727 Posts	Love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people. Never gets old.

July 6th, 2017, 02:26 PM	#12485
petvictor Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 56 Thanks: 1,012 Thanked 701 Times in 50 Posts	I was in a restaurant when someone threw a Prawn Cocktail straight at my head, I turned around and this fella shouted,,,"And thats just for Starters,,

July 6th, 2017, 11:38 PM	#12490
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	Oscar Wilde declared he was giving up pederasty. His friends threw him a testimonial dinner, yet, when it came time for the speeches, Wilde was nowhere to be found. A search discovered him in a lavatory struggling to get the trousers off a boy. "Oscar!" a chum chided. "I thought you were turning over a new leaf!" "Oh, I shall, I shall!" Wilde panted. "Just as soon as I get to the bottom of this page!."