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March 3rd, 2017, 02:03 PM | #12031 |
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At the leisure centre i was having a crafty pee in the swimming pool when the lifeguard saw what I was up to and blew her whistle. I nearly fell in!
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March 3rd, 2017, 02:07 PM | #12032 |
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March 3rd, 2017, 04:25 PM | #12033 |
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March 4th, 2017, 06:15 PM | #12034 |
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I once had this idea for a robotic racehorse but it fell at the first hurdle.
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March 4th, 2017, 07:04 PM | #12035 |
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People keep asking me where I see myself in 3 years.
Come on, I don't have 2020 vision! |
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March 4th, 2017, 11:16 PM | #12036 |
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I've been invited to this year's Fibonacci convention.
It promises to be as big as the last 2 put together. |
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March 5th, 2017, 01:23 AM | #12037 |
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^^ I would invite my friend root -1, but he's imaginary. Root 2 could come, but she's so irrational. I'm just hoping there's pi.
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March 5th, 2017, 09:07 AM | #12038 |
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My sexy neighbour called round the other day. She said to me, "You steal any of my underwear from my washing line again I'm going straight to the police."
I nearly shit in her pants. |
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March 5th, 2017, 09:13 AM | #12039 |
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I'd like to thank my legs for always supporting me, my arms for always being by my side and my fingers...
I could always count on them. |
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March 7th, 2017, 08:47 AM | #12040 |
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