101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 126

**Almero** · April 26th, 2014, 10:17 AM

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made us beutiful, what happend to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, who the f.ck are you, why do I shag you?

**cuzzyman927** · April 28th, 2014, 02:05 AM

1197. You should be grateful and lucky that I'm doing you once a week ... I'm already doing your mother, your two sisters, three of your aunts, and two of your cousins ... your two grandmothers also want a piece of the action too, but that's where I draw the line!

MaxJoker · April 28th, 2014, 06:59 AM

1198 ~ Oooooooooh babe being with you is making it so hard ...... Not to throw up.

MaxJoker · April 28th, 2014, 07:03 AM

1199 ~ Do you mind if I use one more pillow to make things easier ? .... It`ll be fine trust me. All I need is to hold it firmly over your face for at most five minutes.

**NIN** · April 28th, 2014, 08:16 AM

1200. I've told you a Hundred,Dozen times not to facebook pictures back to your Gran with a blow by blow commentary.

**DoctorWho** · April 28th, 2014, 03:52 PM

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1201:

"WAIT!! I think I just triple-word scored!!"

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**DoctorWho** · April 28th, 2014, 03:54 PM

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1202:

"Did you just hear "B-34" ??"

"B I N G O ! ! !"

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**DoctorWho** · April 28th, 2014, 05:45 PM

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1203:

"Sorry.. we will have to conclude this tomorrow.."

"The bus is slowing and this is my stop.."

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**Mal Hombre** · April 28th, 2014, 05:49 PM

1204. Keep Still..You'll spill My Pot Noodle...

**Glen Quagmire** · April 28th, 2014, 09:45 PM

1205. Lay still you tipping the beer.

April 28th, 2014, 06:59 AM	#1253
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April 28th, 2014, 07:03 AM	#1254
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April 28th, 2014, 03:52 PM	#1256
DoctorWho Time Lord Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tomorrow............................. It's a bit complicated Posts: 3,659 Thanks: 91,220 Thanked 94,853 Times in 3,538 Posts	- 1201: "WAIT!! I think I just triple-word scored!!" - - - __________________ - - - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - - - Please Read, Know and Follow the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 28th, 2014, 03:54 PM	#1257
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April 28th, 2014, 05:45 PM	#1258
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April 26th, 2014, 10:17 AM	#1251
Almero Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: From Russia with love Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 13,926 Thanked 25,344 Times in 1,425 Posts	Roses are red, violets are blue, God made us beutiful, what happend to you? Roses are red, violets are blue, who the f.ck are you, why do I shag you?

April 28th, 2014, 02:05 AM	#1252
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,462 Times in 36,682 Posts	1197. You should be grateful and lucky that I'm doing you once a week ... I'm already doing your mother, your two sisters, three of your aunts, and two of your cousins ... your two grandmothers also want a piece of the action too, but that's where I draw the line!

April 28th, 2014, 08:16 AM	#1255
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	1200. I've told you a Hundred,Dozen times not to facebook pictures back to your Gran with a blow by blow commentary.

April 28th, 2014, 05:49 PM	#1259
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April 28th, 2014, 09:45 PM	#1260
Glen Quagmire Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Quahog Posts: 7,850 Thanks: 349,696 Thanked 135,754 Times in 7,868 Posts	1205. Lay still you tipping the beer. __________________ If a image or a link is broken, please send me a pm so I can fix it. Giggidy giggidy! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.