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April 22nd, 2019, 07:40 AM | #14521 |
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Was He suspended ?
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April 22nd, 2019, 09:34 AM | #14522 |
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Went to a Shoe Menders convention. Left after 5 minutes as it was a load of cobblers.
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April 22nd, 2019, 09:35 AM | #14523 |
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If he hangs around the market is bound to pick up.
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April 22nd, 2019, 09:39 PM | #14524 |
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No but he did feel that he'd been left to hang out and dry.
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April 23rd, 2019, 11:18 AM | #14525 |
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Viagra...It wont make you James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore
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April 23rd, 2019, 11:19 AM | #14526 |
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it.
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April 23rd, 2019, 12:35 PM | #14527 |
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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well. I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?" |
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April 23rd, 2019, 01:54 PM | #14528 |
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Apparently my ideal job is Waste Management Consultant.
I think that's just rubbish.
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April 23rd, 2019, 02:37 PM | #14529 |
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No need to be down in the dumps...
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April 24th, 2019, 12:43 PM | #14530 |
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You're finally old enough to go trick or treating by yourself, and then they gotta give you that talk. Alright, son, just go door to door and get the candy, that's all you gotta do, Just go get the candy. Knock on the door, go to the next house, get more candy, and it's all yours. Get to keep it all. Have fun, get lots of candy. Oh yeah, one more thing I forgot to tell you, son-- be careful cause the candy might have razor blades in it!
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