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September 27th, 2017, 04:35 PM	#21
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Santeefats was the cameraman who filmed David Attenborough with a load of Gorillas in Life On Earth. __________________

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September 27th, 2017, 04:37 PM	#22
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September 27th, 2017, 08:36 PM	#23
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,271 Thanked 209,957 Times in 15,727 Posts	Estreeter is not fifty and neither is he a mobster. He is a 17 year old chick who on weekends works as a escort.

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September 27th, 2017, 10:07 PM	#25
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,271 Thanked 209,957 Times in 15,727 Posts	Sandhunter has never been to the beach

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September 27th, 2017, 11:08 PM

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Sandhunter has never been to the beach

Well of course not he lives secluded in the Arizona desert. Hell his pets are Gila monsters.

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September 27th, 2017, 11:19 PM	#27
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,271 Thanked 209,957 Times in 15,727 Posts	Wimbo77 wrote a sequel to Orwell's 1984 titled 1977.

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September 28th, 2017, 04:00 AM

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on weekends works as a escort.

Don't give me ideas

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September 28th, 2017, 09:02 AM	#29
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Ball 7 is actually three-and-a-half conjoined twins.

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September 28th, 2017, 12:07 PM

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Ball 7 is actually three-and-a-half conjoined twins.

ball7 well

he actually has 8 testicles not 7 ..... you can't have an odd number of balls

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