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Old October 18th, 2009, 12:07 AM   #141
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"Dorothy's publicity stunt signals that the beaver-season has just begun."
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Old October 18th, 2009, 12:46 AM   #142
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Old November 1st, 2009, 09:13 PM   #143
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I can tell you why there is noone else at the table.She farted during her table-dance and we all passed out.
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Old November 1st, 2009, 09:29 PM   #144
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I think I prefer the Marylin Monroe version.

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NASA's moon crash was a smashing success after all.
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I don't have a caption...

I just wanna suck em.
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Old November 10th, 2009, 02:10 PM   #148
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I don't understand, what do you mean "We're going Hindu?"
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Old November 29th, 2009, 03:16 PM   #149
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Do you think the comedy breasts are a bit over the top?
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