Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 451

**scoundrel** · August 19th, 2017, 10:36 AM

Hammond Robertson was a clergyman in Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire, and of course a stooge of the local millowners and gentry. John Booth was a Luddite, fatally wounded in a major incident called the Battle of Rawfolds Mill in 1815. It was a failed attempt to storm the mill and smash the weaving machines which had taken away John Booth's livelihood and that of many other men in the town.

Robertson: You're dying, John.
Booth: Yes. I know.
Robertson: Is there anything you wish to confess before you die?
Booth: Reverend - can you keep a secret?
Robertson: Yes John, of course I can.
Booth: Well...so can I.
[dies]

**blondifan** · August 20th, 2017, 12:44 PM

It's not much fun to know yourself too well or think you do - everyone needs a little conceit to carry them through & past the falls.
Marilyn Monroe

**Almero** · August 20th, 2017, 01:23 PM

“I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.”

Andy Rooney

slimOl55 · August 20th, 2017, 03:42 PM

• two thirds of all the problems in the world would disappear if everyone stayed at home and did nothing

Marcsimus · August 20th, 2017, 03:44 PM

Lawks a Lordy, My Bottom Is On Fire..........

**Eric Cartman** · August 20th, 2017, 11:33 PM

With the passing of Jerry Lewis, this.

"A lot of people resent that I've been in someone's life for 50 years. Why shouldn't people have an affection for me and what I've done? Didn't I have to be genuine for them to buy into what I did? There are children who grow up today who will not have that when they're 55 years old. With whom will they have it? Name an example for me."

"I get paid for what most kids get punished for."

"I've had great success being a total idiot."

"Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the blue - nobody was expecting anything like Martin and Lewis. A sexy guy and a monkey is how some people saw us."

"It'll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the world, the public."

**tsunamiSD** · August 21st, 2017, 04:54 PM

**rosestone** · August 24th, 2017, 05:26 AM

"Depression is when you have lots of love to give, but nobody's taking."
- Douglas Coupland

"I wasn't asleep on the job! I was drunk!"
- Homer Simpson

"I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin."
- Sarah Silverman

**Roubignol** · August 24th, 2017, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimOl55

• two thirds of all the problems in the world would disappear if everyone stayed at home and did nothing

"Death solves all problems - no man, no problem"

Joseph Stalin ("Father of Nations")

**KingKeigh** · August 26th, 2017, 03:00 PM

Woody Harrelson in Out of the Furnace as a badass redneck from the mountains.

"Church ain't over till the snakes are back in the bag!"

August 19th, 2017, 10:36 AM	#4501
scoundrel Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England Posts: 26,266 Thanks: 162,477 Thanked 278,810 Times in 26,210 Posts	Hammond Robertson was a clergyman in Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire, and of course a stooge of the local millowners and gentry. John Booth was a Luddite, fatally wounded in a major incident called the Battle of Rawfolds Mill in 1815. It was a failed attempt to storm the mill and smash the weaving machines which had taken away John Booth's livelihood and that of many other men in the town. Robertson: You're dying, John. Booth: Yes. I know. Robertson: Is there anything you wish to confess before you die? Booth: Reverend - can you keep a secret? Robertson: Yes John, of course I can. Booth: Well...so can I. [dies] __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 20th, 2017, 03:44 PM	#4505
Marcsimus Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Number 22 Acacia Avenue....... Posts: 287 Thanks: 83,502 Thanked 3,343 Times in 270 Posts	Lawks a Lordy, My Bottom Is On Fire.......... __________________ "Are you not entertained"?

August 21st, 2017, 04:54 PM	#4507
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,086 Thanks: 634,062 Thanked 641,005 Times in 53,170 Posts	Shonda Rhimes __________________ Fortitudo, Fidelitas, Decus I can re-up all my celeb posts, most of my funny posts, and many of my misc funny posts.

August 20th, 2017, 12:44 PM	#4502
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,003 Thanked 60,212 Times in 4,401 Posts	It's not much fun to know yourself too well or think you do - everyone needs a little conceit to carry them through & past the falls. Marilyn Monroe

August 20th, 2017, 01:23 PM	#4503
Almero Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: From Russia with love Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 13,926 Thanked 25,346 Times in 1,425 Posts	“I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” Andy Rooney

August 20th, 2017, 03:42 PM	#4504
slimOl55 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 845 Thanks: 24,280 Thanked 4,956 Times in 774 Posts	• two thirds of all the problems in the world would disappear if everyone stayed at home and did nothing

August 20th, 2017, 11:33 PM	#4506
Eric Cartman Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The streets of Butter Nuts, New York. Posts: 11,082 Thanks: 97,294 Thanked 435,158 Times in 14,497 Posts	With the passing of Jerry Lewis, this. "A lot of people resent that I've been in someone's life for 50 years. Why shouldn't people have an affection for me and what I've done? Didn't I have to be genuine for them to buy into what I did? There are children who grow up today who will not have that when they're 55 years old. With whom will they have it? Name an example for me." "I get paid for what most kids get punished for." "I've had great success being a total idiot." "Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the blue - nobody was expecting anything like Martin and Lewis. A sexy guy and a monkey is how some people saw us." "It'll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the world, the public."

August 24th, 2017, 05:26 AM	#4508
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,956 Times in 2,261 Posts	"Depression is when you have lots of love to give, but nobody's taking." - Douglas Coupland "I wasn't asleep on the job! I was drunk!" - Homer Simpson "I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin." - Sarah Silverman

August 26th, 2017, 03:00 PM	#4510
KingKeigh Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Southern NJ Posts: 514 Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,538 Times in 512 Posts	Woody Harrelson in Out of the Furnace as a badass redneck from the mountains. "Church ain't over till the snakes are back in the bag!"