November 27th, 2008, 03:25 PM | #1 |
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What would you do with a Billion ?
Now i`m talking about a Billion bond, as in no tax required and totally untraceable , just like most of us might be if we had that crispy sucker folded up and stuffed down our back pocket i reckon.
Me i think i`d first take an anti gravity holiday in space with a selection of up and coming young wannabe actresses , then on re-entry i`d personally fund this site to a ridiculous sum .So that that those who do the behind the scenes drudge work are at least compensated somewhat for their efforts , and it would enable this place to become the fully fledged website it's numbers show it deserves . Not to mention the fact i`d maybe get more respect because i`m telling you " I don`t get no respect". When I was born, the doctor said to my father, " I'm sorry, we did everything we could but he still pulled thru" , and my mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Even my pet let me down .What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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November 27th, 2008, 03:40 PM | #2 |
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Hey, Greenskull, I was a bit miffed as you don't have a poll - You always have a poll ...
Well, ok maybe not always, But how about a poll? - I am a big fan of your polls! What would I do with all that dosh? Spend it. Kiwi I'll tell you l8r what - need to think about it ...
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November 27th, 2008, 05:15 PM | #3 |
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that's about four hundred million pints.....should keep me going past Christmas.
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if i had that sort of cash i would leave this country and get myself a hareem of filipino girls to keep me happy, ha ha
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November 27th, 2008, 09:32 PM | #5 |
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two chicks at the same time. i think if i was a billionaire i could hook something like that up. and i know that not all chicks dig money, but the kind that would double up on a guy like me do.
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buy quite a few pornos with that there cash methinks
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Watch all the assholes that I passed on the way down who thought they were better than me, squirm with embarrassment as I pass them again on the way back up. That old adage, 'Fuck You,' comes to mind for some strange reason.
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Buy some 80 year old Scotch.
Start my own porn production studio. Offer a million dollars to Buffy Davis in exchange for a 1 hour interview. That would be my first, non sex, porn production. Last edited by DebbieKong; November 28th, 2008 at 11:18 PM.. Reason: Grammar |
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November 28th, 2008, 11:31 PM | #9 |
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Invest it in the shares of major banks - that could never go wrong.
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Buy a house, buy a customized RV & off-road vehicle to tow behind it, with things like a satellite broadband uplink & TV receiver. Then spend the rest of my life cruising around North America seeing all the National Parks while posting annoying things on the 'net (cause I could get away with it, afterall, how would you find me since I'm always on the road?).
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