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Old November 22nd, 2017, 09:18 PM   #1411
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Old November 22nd, 2017, 11:56 PM   #1412
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MaxJoker complained to his local supermarket for finding a couple of dead fly's in his favourite large pizza.
Whereupon he was charged for the extra topping.
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Old November 23rd, 2017, 01:01 AM   #1413
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Estreeter has resigned as a Moderator.
Again???

Honestly, how many more times?
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Old November 23rd, 2017, 01:38 AM   #1414
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Estreeter has resigned as a Moderator.
Because VEF, doesn't allow it's staff to hold dual citizenship.
I think there is a misunderstanding. Moderators are not allowed to hold dual staffs while on the job.
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Trailmaster lies like the Pentagon defense budget
???Aren't we supposed to be telling lies about members. For example, Trailmaster once got lost on the way to Lake Michigan from Wrigley Field and arrived at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Or, palo5 stirs his tea with his johnson. Or, Estreeter prefers frozen pizza and American lagers.
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Estreeter is a socialist and die-hard labor union man. He knows that capitalists without workers are nothing. He has the most inspiring flag of the world in his front yard

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plastic tiffani is a 500m years old fossil brought back to life.
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Old November 23rd, 2017, 07:18 AM   #1418
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palo5 takes Viagra so he can drill holes in the earth and plant some trees.
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The Brexit referendum was only about whether Wendigo should leave the European Union.
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In the light of the recent problem with water supply in the city of Norwich, MaxJoker opted for self-sufficiency like Kevin Costner in Waterworld.
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