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February 10th, 2018, 03:33 AM	#3601
mikeydrew Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: porno land! Take a left at Orion, make sure to get an Orion girl while your there. Posts: 951 Thanks: 7,533 Thanked 24,226 Times in 929 Posts	Here ya go ball7, Elisha Cutbert.....the original GND I wish me a girl sunbathing nude in the snow __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Its all about Weapons of mass Wanking!! WmW

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February 10th, 2018, 11:43 AM	#3602
rockernut Veteran Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 6,958 Thanks: 69,662 Thanked 73,321 Times in 6,969 Posts	Here you are mikeydrew ! I Wish Me a Girl with big and dirty feet...

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February 10th, 2018, 12:55 PM	#3603
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,167 Times in 4,188 Posts	Here you go. I wish me a smoking hot blonde doing a baseball bat insertion. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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March 12th, 2018, 02:01 AM	#3604
mikeydrew Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: porno land! Take a left at Orion, make sure to get an Orion girl while your there. Posts: 951 Thanks: 7,533 Thanked 24,226 Times in 929 Posts	Baseball bat DP I wish me a girl with J cup boobs in a American flag bikini __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Its all about Weapons of mass Wanking!! WmW

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March 12th, 2018, 01:10 PM	#3605
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,167 Times in 4,188 Posts	Don't know if they're J-cups, but they're pretty big. I wish me a smoking hot naked girl with a pageboy haircut and a big bush. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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March 19th, 2018, 08:08 PM	#3606
mikeydrew Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: porno land! Take a left at Orion, make sure to get an Orion girl while your there. Posts: 951 Thanks: 7,533 Thanked 24,226 Times in 929 Posts	Monique St Pierre is smoking hot and i think that is a pageboy do and a nice bush..... I wish me a big breasted lumberjack girl __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Its all about Weapons of mass Wanking!! WmW

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April 1st, 2018, 12:31 AM	#3607
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,167 Times in 4,188 Posts	^ The correct term is lumberjill. Here's a nice one. Not the biggest tits, but perky. Got the chainsaw too instead of the axe, a modern girl. Bonus song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo I wish me a longhaired blond wearing nothing but high boots. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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^ The correct term is lumberjill.

Here's a nice one. Not the biggest tits, but perky. Got the chainsaw too instead of the axe, a modern girl.

Bonus song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo

I wish me a longhaired blond wearing nothing but high boots.

I hope she wears a STIHL bikini. Occupational safety is very important when working with a chainsaw.

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April 5th, 2018, 09:25 PM	#3609
rockernut Veteran Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 6,958 Thanks: 69,662 Thanked 73,321 Times in 6,969 Posts	Here you go bowlinggreen ! I wish me a girl who can't read...

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April 7th, 2018, 02:05 PM	#3610
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,819 Times in 1,241 Posts	She can´t even read the cigarette packs, poor creature! I wish me a girl adjusting her bicycle. Last edited by Silklover; April 14th, 2018 at 09:17 AM..

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