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August 17th, 2016, 08:22 PM
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Lyrics you change on purpose
New Order - Procession
Actual lyrics I try so hard but this attitude's A type that won't subside No matter what they say Remember your heart beats you day at night Lyrics Change I pass upon these attitude's Of a twelve inch vinyl record No matter what they say Remember your song reaches you day and night
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August 17th, 2016, 09:39 PM
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I don't know what to do
Total eclipse of the heart I don't know what to do Totally pissed as a fart |
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August 18th, 2016, 06:01 AM
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No Limits by 2Unlimited
Original: No no, no no no no, no no no no, there's no limit Mine: No no.. etc. There's no lyrics... |
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August 18th, 2016, 06:59 AM
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To me, Lyin' Eyes has a bit of a non-sequitur:
She wonders how it ever got this crazy She thinks about a boy she knew in school Did she get tired or did she just get lazy? She's so far gone she feels just like a fool I think it should be: She wonders how it ever got this crazy She thinks about the girl she was in school Did she get tired or did she just get lazy? She's so far gone she feels just like a fool Probably pretty pretentious on my part, but, yeah. |
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August 18th, 2016, 10:09 AM
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Spandau Ballet - To Cut A Long Story Short
Actual lyrics Soldier is turning see him through white light running from strangers see you in the valley war upon war heat upon heat To cut a long story short I lost my mind Lyrics Change What's that smell You dirty little b****** Here comes flatulence See you in the toilets Wind upon Wind heat upon heat To cut a long story short I farted
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August 18th, 2016, 02:46 PM
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Guns/Roses
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August 19th, 2016, 11:26 AM
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Last night a B.J saved my life!
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August 19th, 2016, 12:36 PM
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August 19th, 2016, 12:39 PM
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Wham ! "Wake Me up before I go go" (The bedwetters song)
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August 19th, 2016, 06:46 PM
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Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy
" Deeply dippy bout your Spanish eyes, '' " Deeply dippy bout your two cross eyes, ''
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