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Old 06-12-2018, 04:29 PM   #13721
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When a child really wanted to be a brain surgeon ,

But apparently I was too young
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Old 06-12-2018, 05:28 PM   #13722
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Old 06-12-2018, 07:31 PM   #13723
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After reading that beer was bad for you, smoking was bad for you, and chocolate was bad for you, I immediately realised I must give up reading.
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Old 06-12-2018, 10:52 PM   #13724
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I ordered Four Kindles and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD
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Old 06-13-2018, 08:03 AM   #13725
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Old 06-13-2018, 01:35 PM   #13726
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What’s the difference between a lobster and a Chinaman run over by a bus ? ,

One’s a crustacean and the others a crushed Asian
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Old 06-13-2018, 01:39 PM   #13727
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Sorry, but this joke is not at all funny!
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Old 06-13-2018, 01:52 PM   #13728
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Sorry, but this joke is not at all funny!
I demand a second opinion

From somebody who agrees with me you need to be banned for that


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Old 06-13-2018, 05:29 PM   #13729
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Sorry, but this joke is not at all funny!

I think Traily has a problem with the inbred cat thing.
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Old 06-13-2018, 07:40 PM   #13730
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Seven per cent of men prefer a woman's right leg and three per cent the left leg.
The rest prefer something between the two.
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