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Old 06-16-2018, 03:51 AM   #13721
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My wife ran off with the milkman the other day, really pissed me off as he forgot to deliver the milk.
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Old 06-16-2018, 08:57 AM   #13722
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Old 06-16-2018, 09:59 AM   #13723
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Old 06-16-2018, 06:19 PM   #13724
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My dog can retrieve a stick from up to a mile away ,

Does that sound far fetched ?.


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Old 06-17-2018, 06:40 AM   #13725
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There are plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a cock like mine, some that come to mind are........Camera man, light and sound technician.......
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Old 06-17-2018, 11:25 AM   #13726
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First female astronaut on the Apollo missions calls …..
Beep “Houston we have a problem “beep
Beep “Go ahead Apollo, please clarify” beep
Beep “Oh never mind, forget I mentioned it, you never listen to me anyway, you just carry on there with your beer, I’ll sort it out myself as always” beep
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Old 06-17-2018, 12:09 PM   #13727
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Old 06-17-2018, 02:46 PM   #13728
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I'd love to wish my Dad Happy Father's Day but postmen don't work on Sundays.
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:40 PM   #13729
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I don't trust stairs, ..... they are always up to something.
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I don't trust stairs, ..... they are always up to something.
I'm like that with sandpits. You just don't know where you stand with them.
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