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Old 06-07-2018, 10:55 AM   #13721
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You are not allowed to say "Black Paint anymore". Due to political correctness you have to say

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Old 06-07-2018, 06:51 PM   #13722
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A handlebar said to a saddle, "I've always been very aware of my mortality". The saddle replies, "Well, the way I see it, we're all just part of a cycle".
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Old 06-07-2018, 10:24 PM   #13723
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Two prostitutes in a lift, one says to the other "Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz" The other says "No, but I have been thrown around by my tits"
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Old 06-07-2018, 10:27 PM   #13724
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Two nuns in a car travelling at night, suddenly a vampire lands on their roof. One nun says to the other "Quick show him your cross" The nun driving winds down her window and says "Get the fuck off my car"
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Old 06-07-2018, 10:30 PM   #13725
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A Sergeant Major knocks on a brothel door and says how much for the pleasure of my company. The madam says 30. So the Sergeant Major turns around and hollows Company, Company Shun.
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Old 06-07-2018, 10:37 PM   #13726
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Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape, but she was pissed off when I started to hold auditions for her part.
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I went to bed with a blind woman last night, and she said I had the biggest dick she'd ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg"
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I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another dressed as an egg. I thought to myself "This could be interesting.
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I said to my wife do you believe in sex before marriage, she replied well yes what do you think we were doing before. I said well how come you don't believe in sex after marriage.
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What do you call 10000 black men up to their necks in sand.

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