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Old 05-15-2018, 02:41 AM   #5881
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I mean that's like choosing between diving into pig shit of cow shit...but if I must, Ghost.
The endless saga of new Star Wars movies or the original trilogy?
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The original trilogy.


War movies or westerns?
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Westerns, but the modern ones like Godless.
Legion or Jessica Jones?
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Do you or do you not put lemon juice on baked fish?
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No lemon juice.

Baked potatoes...toppings or plain?
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Baked potatoes with margarine only.


Peanut butter sandwich with or without banana slices?
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Without. Jelly is better.

Cinnamon rolls or coffee cake?
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Coffee cake


M&M'S or Reese's Pieces?
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M&Ms. Peanut butter cups is the only real shit for peanut butter candy.


Kiss Joana Krupa or fuck Lindsay Lohan?
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Bottled beer or beer on tap?
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