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Old 05-16-2018, 12:53 PM   #5881
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M&M'S or Reese's Pieces?
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Old 05-16-2018, 04:23 PM   #5882
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M&Ms. Peanut butter cups is the only real shit for peanut butter candy.


Kiss Joana Krupa or fuck Lindsay Lohan?
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:05 PM   #5883
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Bottled beer or beer on tap?
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Old 05-16-2018, 11:35 PM   #5884
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Tap beer.
Pale or Dark ale?
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Old 05-17-2018, 06:01 AM   #5885
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Hmm, tough call, I'll go with pale ale, for today.

Robins or bluejays?
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American robin. Bluejays make too much noise.

The Great Blue Heron or the White Egret?
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Great Blue Heron.


Lion or tiger?
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Black coffee or coffee with milk and sugar?
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Bite ,

Your tongue Or Somebody else`s ?
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Old 05-20-2018, 09:29 PM   #5890
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Bite my tongue.


Have you or have you not ever tasted your own cum(just to see what it is like)?
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