Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 3

**DrBone** · 09-25-2013, 03:01 PM

Am I really a paedophile......just because I only sleep with pregnant women

hoping to get a blowjob from the foetus.....

**MaxJoker** · 09-25-2013, 03:12 PM

As i walked into my local mosque today a Muslim woman stopped me and said "You don't need to cover your face".

"That`s what you think " I replied, slowly pouring the petrol from a jerry can and reaching into my pocket for the lighter.

**Mal Hombre** · 09-25-2013, 03:13 PM

What does Your Sister have in common with a Bacon Slicer ?
You'd better not stick Your cock in either of Them..

**Estreeter** · 09-25-2013, 03:20 PM

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa , "Please send me a sister." Santa wrote him back, "OK, but first send me your mother."

**MaxJoker** · 09-26-2013, 04:31 PM

My wife was only twenty three when she committed suicide, soon after she found out that i'd once had sex with her mum.

I mean for gawds sake i fcuked her ma nearly twenty four years ago !, why take it so badly ?.

**luddite** · 09-26-2013, 06:52 PM

If God is a woman, I'm going to burn in Hell for Eternity, and I will never know the reason why.

**tygrkhat40** · 09-27-2013, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luddite

If God is a woman, I'm going to burn in Hell for Eternity, and I will never know the reason why.

Oh, you know EXACTLY why you're there Mister!

**MaxJoker** · 09-27-2013, 04:01 PM

There's no point crying over spilt milk.

Unless you're Ethiopian.

In which case cry away as you've probably just killed your entire family.

**loosegoose** · 09-27-2013, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

There's no point crying over spilt milk.

Unless you're Ethiopian.

In which case cry away as you've probably just killed your entire family.

I have to admit, that one made me snort coffee over the monitor.

**MaxJoker** · 09-28-2013, 01:57 PM

I took my new girlfriend round to meet my parents the night before.

Mum kept insisting on showing her embarrassing pictures of me in the bath with my tiny penis floating above two hairless balls.

So wish i hadn't bought that camera for her birthday last month.

09-25-2013, 03:01 PM	#21
DrBone Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,111 Thanks: 20,910 Thanked 21,167 Times in 1,149 Posts	Am I really a paedophile......just because I only sleep with pregnant women hoping to get a blowjob from the foetus..... __________________ Please feel free to PM me if any of my links go dead, I'm happy to re up as I can...

09-25-2013, 03:12 PM	#22
MaxJoker I Beg To Differ Sir ..... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 32,339 Thanks: 236,777 Thanked 463,354 Times in 32,505 Posts	As i walked into my local mosque today a Muslim woman stopped me and said "You don't need to cover your face". "That`s what you think " I replied, slowly pouring the petrol from a jerry can and reaching into my pocket for the lighter. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

09-25-2013, 03:13 PM	#23
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Deepest Hampshire Posts: 32,025 Thanks: 406,422 Thanked 440,764 Times in 32,374 Posts	What does Your Sister have in common with a Bacon Slicer ? You'd better not stick Your cock in either of Them.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. The nakedness of woman is the work of God-William Blake It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site. Mal Hombre

09-25-2013, 03:20 PM	#24
Estreeter Waste Management Consultant Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Both Of The Garden States Posts: 25,583 Thanks: 209,554 Thanked 412,157 Times in 26,166 Posts	One day, a little boy wrote to Santa , "Please send me a sister." Santa wrote him back, "OK, but first send me your mother." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

09-26-2013, 04:31 PM	#25
MaxJoker I Beg To Differ Sir ..... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 32,339 Thanks: 236,777 Thanked 463,354 Times in 32,505 Posts	Burn baby burn , disco inferno . My wife was only twenty three when she committed suicide, soon after she found out that i'd once had sex with her mum. I mean for gawds sake i fcuked her ma nearly twenty four years ago !, why take it so badly ?. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

09-26-2013, 06:52 PM	#26
luddite Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: N.D.G. Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 104,143 Thanked 10,392 Times in 1,331 Posts	If God is a woman, I'm going to burn in Hell for Eternity, and I will never know the reason why. __________________ *Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates...*

09-27-2013, 04:01 PM	#28
MaxJoker I Beg To Differ Sir ..... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 32,339 Thanks: 236,777 Thanked 463,354 Times in 32,505 Posts	There's no point crying over spilt milk. Unless you're Ethiopian. In which case cry away as you've probably just killed your entire family. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

09-28-2013, 01:57 PM	#30
MaxJoker I Beg To Differ Sir ..... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 32,339 Thanks: 236,777 Thanked 463,354 Times in 32,505 Posts	I took my new girlfriend round to meet my parents the night before. Mum kept insisting on showing her embarrassing pictures of me in the bath with my tiny penis floating above two hairless balls. So wish i hadn't bought that camera for her birthday last month. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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