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![]() Am I really a paedophile......just because I only sleep with pregnant women
hoping to get a blowjob from the foetus..... ![]()
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![]() As i walked into my local mosque today a Muslim woman stopped me and said "You don't need to cover your face".
"That`s what you think " I replied, slowly pouring the petrol from a jerry can and reaching into my pocket for the lighter.
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![]() What does Your Sister have in common with a Bacon Slicer ?
You'd better not stick Your cock in either of Them..
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![]() One day, a little boy wrote to Santa , "Please send me a sister." Santa wrote him back, "OK, but first send me your mother."
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![]() My wife was only twenty three when she committed suicide, soon after she found out that i'd once had sex with her mum.
I mean for gawds sake i fcuked her ma nearly twenty four years ago !, why take it so badly ?.
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![]() If God is a woman, I'm going to burn in Hell for Eternity, and I will never know the reason why.
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![]() There's no point crying over spilt milk.
Unless you're Ethiopian. In which case cry away as you've probably just killed your entire family.
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![]() I took my new girlfriend round to meet my parents the night before.
Mum kept insisting on showing her embarrassing pictures of me in the bath with my tiny penis floating above two hairless balls. So wish i hadn't bought that camera for her birthday last month.
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