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Old 05-29-2018, 11:57 AM   #1441
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Why do Christians make such a big deal about Jesus feeding five thousand with five loaves and two fishes ? ,

What about Hitler ? ,

He made six million Jews toast !.


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Old 06-04-2018, 11:48 AM   #1442
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Must be great being a Korean during summer ,

Can leave your dog in the car and once you've finished work it`ll be slow cooked ready to eat
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What do you get after crossing the Queen and Prince Philip ? ,

Killed in a motorway tunnel
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Regularly check for testicular cancer every day
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Least that`s the reason I`m giving my neighbours four year old son.


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Old 06-08-2018, 05:47 PM   #1443
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Found a harmonica this evening ,

Tomorrow going to teach myself how to play Edelweiss
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So the manufacturer of thalidomide has finally apologised ,

I know a few people who won't be applauding
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Why do blacks walk the way they do ? ,

Well you'd walk the same way too if you spent the first 8 months of your life dodging a straightened coat hanger hook
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What is the main cause of Pedophilia ?,

Sexy children
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Old 06-10-2018, 04:20 PM   #1445
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Being wanked off and cooking are so similar as plenty of people will do it for you,

But your Grandma always does it best
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Whenever was naughty as a kid my step uncle Keith would give me the slipper ,

Which is what he called his cock when covered in baby oil
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My next door neighbour is highly respected within the Muslim community,

He's both a pedophile rapist and a terrorist.




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What do you get when a Muslim and a Mexican have a baby ? ,

A child too lazy to blow himself up.


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While going down on my grandma the other night tasted horse semen and stopped for a second thinking to myself,

Is this how she died ?.



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It's time for some dead baby jokes:


Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree?
A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a penata!

Q: What has four legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: Whats more fun than spinning a baby on a clothes line?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car?
A: Getting it out of the tires-Yuuuuch.

Q: What does a dingo call a baby in a pram?
A: Meals on wheels.

Q: What's the proper gift for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.

Q: Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
A: Dead babies make the best chum.

Q: What is 18 inches long, cold and stiff, and makes a woman scream in the morning?
A: Crib death!
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That's terrible

I think babies should tell dead trailmaster jokes
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That's terrible

I think babies should tell dead trailmaster jokes
Live trailmaster jokes are better

A sample:

Q. What's the difference between trailmaster and a loaded diaper.

A. The diaper smells better.
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