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Old 06-11-2018, 03:10 PM   #1441
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What do you get when a Muslim and a Mexican have a baby ? ,

A child too lazy to blow himself up.


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Old 06-13-2018, 04:32 PM   #1442
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While going down on my grandma the other night tasted horse semen and stopped for a second thinking to myself,

Is this how she died ?.



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Old 06-14-2018, 03:21 PM   #1443
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It's time for some dead baby jokes:


Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree?
A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a penata!

Q: What has four legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: Whats more fun than spinning a baby on a clothes line?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car?
A: Getting it out of the tires-Yuuuuch.

Q: What does a dingo call a baby in a pram?
A: Meals on wheels.

Q: What's the proper gift for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.

Q: Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
A: Dead babies make the best chum.

Q: What is 18 inches long, cold and stiff, and makes a woman scream in the morning?
A: Crib death!
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That's terrible

I think babies should tell dead trailmaster jokes
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Old 06-16-2018, 12:40 AM   #1445
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That's terrible

I think babies should tell dead trailmaster jokes
Live trailmaster jokes are better

A sample:

Q. What's the difference between trailmaster and a loaded diaper.

A. The diaper smells better.
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Old 06-16-2018, 03:57 AM   #1446
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Husband: Hello my darling, you look so sexy in that outfit. It makes me want to stick my
big cock into your mouth and cum all over your face.

Wife: George I can hear you on the baby monitor.
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Irishman shagging a bird, after they had finished says to her, have you got AIDS. Of course not she replied. Thank fuck for that he says. Don't want to catch that again.
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They should use Muslims instead of laboratory rats in experiments I believe ,

Well Muslims breed faster and you don't get so attached to them
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Old 06-17-2018, 04:31 AM   #1449
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It is my understanding that lab rats are being replaced by lawyers, for similar reasons. Researchers don't become attached to lawyers and animal rights activists don't care what you do to lawyers. Also, there are somethings experiments so disgusting that lab rats won't do them.
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What do you get when you set fire to a coach load of Indians then send the screaming lot of them careering over a cliff ? ,

Well if you`re anything like me it`s an erection
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Why don’t Muslims light up a cigarette after sex ? ,

Because second hand smoke is especially dangerous for very young children
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What do you call the offspring of an African and someone Chinese ? ,

A chigger.

Why does a Jew pick his nose when its blocked ? ,

Cheaper than using a tissue.



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