Celebs you wished had done explicit poses - Page 7

Sigournysslave · April 29th, 2018, 06:27 AM

Carol Vorderman has already been mentioned so ...

Susie Dent (perleassse)

hurricane4916 · November 20th, 2019, 05:24 AM

There can be only one Jennifer Aniston

Vintage is hot · July 31st, 2021, 10:15 PM

Sally Struthers, and she was offered big money by, I think it was "Playboy" to pose but she turned them down.

onanistuk · August 6th, 2022, 11:07 AM

Angela Rayner

Martine McCutcheon

Bev Callard

meecha80 · October 13th, 2022, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by LindaGordonWanker

To get a discussion going, which celeb (past or present) would you most like to see doing "held-open" shots?

And which celeb whose star has dwindled do you think is most likely to?

Mmmm lovely!

Who would people most like to see do a "held-open" shoot?

Lisa Nandy-Ill bet there’s a hairy muff and a half down there!

Sussanah Reid-Bombshell body I suspect she may trim the puss though!

Kate Garraway-Doubt if she shaves,big clit.....

meecha80 · October 13th, 2022, 10:42 AM

Deena Payne.

Ex Emmerdale milf extrordinnaire.

Those short skirts,hose and bit tits were one of the few reasons for tuning in!

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=de...7SLCKI2zkHQzzM

yag-kosha · October 21st, 2023, 11:42 PM

Linda Evans, in her Big Valley days.
Elizabeth Montgomery, of Bewitched fame.
Any number of Star Trek (TOS) lovelies.
Christina Hendricks
Pam Grier
Irish McCalla
Brigid Brannagh
Helen Mirren, about the time she did Savage Messiah.
Alexandra Stewart
Catherine Bach, of The Dukes of Hazard fame.

Markster · October 22nd, 2023, 01:04 AM

Celebs I wish had done explicit poses? All of them, my friends. All of them!

But if I picked one who was in her prime during each decade since the 70s (when puberty arrived for me) for a Penthouse or Hustler styled photoshoot, they would be as follows:

70s - Jaclyn Smith (She was the very first celebrity to impact my 12-year old libido with dirty thoughts. Forget Farrah, I was a Jaclyn lad from the start. She's not what anyone would call well-endowed but who cares? I've learned that the ladies with the smaller chests are often the randiest. Jaclyn's a true beauty who remained modest on screen. We've all admired her classy veneer but what lurks beneath?)

80s - Kim Basinger (It took a lot for me to pass over Christie Brinkley but Kim does it for me. Still my favorite blond celeb. My fantasy is that she filmed an X-rated and suitably kinky version of 9 1/2 weeks back in 1986 in parallel with the actual film and it's much-delayed release will be announced later this year.)

90s - Jennifer Connelly (The 90s started off GREAT with Jen nude in The Hot Spot. Absolutely amazing. I didn't know of her at the time and that scene at the swimming hole remains the biggest "Who is THAT??" moment in my personal cinema history. A bonus is that Jen seems to be a saucy Miss who likes turning the boys on and probably is a tiger between the sheets. Her photo shoot would be amazing. My guess is she probably would like knowing that men are jerking off to pics of her wet, spread-open cunt.)

00s - Jennifer Aniston (She's a fantastic girl next door type, isn't she?. Yes, I can think of other 00s ladies who are more conventionally beautiful than she but somehow I'd rather see her nude over any of them. Needless to say, I'd specify that her explicit photo shoot take place in a chilly room.

00s - Alice Eve (England has produced many amazing beauties - Ms. Bisset, Ms. Hurley, etc. but Alice tops them all in the eye-candy category. It's hard to put into words but the prime Alice possessed a devastating combination of naughty with a leavening of young innocence. And also one of the greatest bodies on record. It is obvious from her interviews that Alice is quite intelligent and it'll be good to know that at least one of these explicit pictorials will be with a brainy beauty.

10s - Alexandra Daddario (Oh, my goodness! What a body. Yes, we got to see some of it in True Detective but I want much, much more. That one scene with Woody Harrelson aside, Alexandra seems to be quite modest. No other nudity, just teasing, and she appears to favor high-necked blouses and basically conservative clothes over styles to show off her spectacular bust/body in the paparazzi pics. For this reason, it's fair to imagine a tremendously delicious "I can't believe I'm actually doing this!" look in Alexandra's eyes as the camera clicked away during her photo session.)

In US Sports, "wild card" is the term for the best of the runner-ups. Although not winning their division, the wild card teams are allowed into the championship playoffs.

Wild card - From the 80s, Phoebe Cates (As we all know, Phoebe started out very promisingly showing skin in Paradise and Fast Times at Ridgemont High before adopting a new policy of keeping her clothes on just as she turned 19. I saw 21-year old Phoebe on the David Letterman show and she was jaw-dropping. Book her photo shoot for immediately after that show, please. Can a woman be both beautiful and adoringly cute at the same time? Well, Phoebe pulled it off.)

Wild card - from the 10s, Rachel Riley (Speaking of brainy beauties, Rachel will likely school our photographer on quantum mechanics as she moves from pose to pose. Or would it be better to have Jimmy Carr take the pictures, just to get a little more blush from Rachel?

gryzor1000 · December 26th, 2023, 04:31 PM

I'd love to see Antiques Roadshow modern art expert Frances Christie naked, just thinking about her even fully clothed makes my knob tingle and if she was naked there would be an explosion of cum in my pants, even the sound of her sexy posh voice makes my knob tingle.

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April 29th, 2018, 06:27 AM	#61
Sigournysslave Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 52 Thanks: 3,408 Thanked 294 Times in 33 Posts	Carol Vorderman has already been mentioned so ... Susie Dent (perleassse)

November 20th, 2019, 05:24 AM	#62
hurricane4916 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Waukesha, WI. Posts: 111 Thanks: 1,574 Thanked 1,058 Times in 102 Posts	There can be only one Jennifer Aniston

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Vintage is hot Member Join Date: Feb 2019 Posts: 10 Thanks: 1 Thanked 47 Times in 5 Posts	Sally Struthers, and she was offered big money by, I think it was "Playboy" to pose but she turned them down.

October 13th, 2022, 10:42 AM	#66
meecha80 Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 39 Thanks: 20,394 Thanked 217 Times in 33 Posts	Deena Payne. Ex Emmerdale milf extrordinnaire. Those short skirts,hose and bit tits were one of the few reasons for tuning in! https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=de...7SLCKI2zkHQzzM

October 21st, 2023, 11:42 PM	#67
yag-kosha Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 98 Thanks: 1,419 Thanked 1,022 Times in 90 Posts	Linda Evans, in her Big Valley days. Elizabeth Montgomery, of Bewitched fame. Any number of Star Trek (TOS) lovelies. Christina Hendricks Pam Grier Irish McCalla Brigid Brannagh Helen Mirren, about the time she did Savage Messiah. Alexandra Stewart Catherine Bach, of The Dukes of Hazard fame.

October 22nd, 2023, 01:04 AM	#68
Markster Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 19 Thanks: 91 Thanked 387 Times in 18 Posts	Celebs I wish had done explicit poses? All of them, my friends. All of them! But if I picked one who was in her prime during each decade since the 70s (when puberty arrived for me) for a Penthouse or Hustler styled photoshoot, they would be as follows: 70s - Jaclyn Smith (She was the very first celebrity to impact my 12-year old libido with dirty thoughts. Forget Farrah, I was a Jaclyn lad from the start. She's not what anyone would call well-endowed but who cares? I've learned that the ladies with the smaller chests are often the randiest. Jaclyn's a true beauty who remained modest on screen. We've all admired her classy veneer but what lurks beneath?) 80s - Kim Basinger (It took a lot for me to pass over Christie Brinkley but Kim does it for me. Still my favorite blond celeb. My fantasy is that she filmed an X-rated and suitably kinky version of 9 1/2 weeks back in 1986 in parallel with the actual film and it's much-delayed release will be announced later this year.) 90s - Jennifer Connelly (The 90s started off GREAT with Jen nude in The Hot Spot. Absolutely amazing. I didn't know of her at the time and that scene at the swimming hole remains the biggest "Who is THAT??" moment in my personal cinema history. A bonus is that Jen seems to be a saucy Miss who likes turning the boys on and probably is a tiger between the sheets. Her photo shoot would be amazing. My guess is she probably would like knowing that men are jerking off to pics of her wet, spread-open cunt.) 00s - Jennifer Aniston (She's a fantastic girl next door type, isn't she?. Yes, I can think of other 00s ladies who are more conventionally beautiful than she but somehow I'd rather see her nude over any of them. Needless to say, I'd specify that her explicit photo shoot take place in a chilly room. 00s - Alice Eve (England has produced many amazing beauties - Ms. Bisset, Ms. Hurley, etc. but Alice tops them all in the eye-candy category. It's hard to put into words but the prime Alice possessed a devastating combination of naughty with a leavening of young innocence. And also one of the greatest bodies on record. It is obvious from her interviews that Alice is quite intelligent and it'll be good to know that at least one of these explicit pictorials will be with a brainy beauty. 10s - Alexandra Daddario (Oh, my goodness! What a body. Yes, we got to see some of it in True Detective but I want much, much more. That one scene with Woody Harrelson aside, Alexandra seems to be quite modest. No other nudity, just teasing, and she appears to favor high-necked blouses and basically conservative clothes over styles to show off her spectacular bust/body in the paparazzi pics. For this reason, it's fair to imagine a tremendously delicious "I can't believe I'm actually doing this!" look in Alexandra's eyes as the camera clicked away during her photo session.) In US Sports, "wild card" is the term for the best of the runner-ups. Although not winning their division, the wild card teams are allowed into the championship playoffs. Wild card - From the 80s, Phoebe Cates (As we all know, Phoebe started out very promisingly showing skin in Paradise and Fast Times at Ridgemont High before adopting a new policy of keeping her clothes on just as she turned 19. I saw 21-year old Phoebe on the David Letterman show and she was jaw-dropping. Book her photo shoot for immediately after that show, please. Can a woman be both beautiful and adoringly cute at the same time? Well, Phoebe pulled it off.) Wild card - from the 10s, Rachel Riley (Speaking of brainy beauties, Rachel will likely school our photographer on quantum mechanics as she moves from pose to pose. Or would it be better to have Jimmy Carr take the pictures, just to get a little more blush from Rachel?

December 26th, 2023, 04:31 PM	#69
gryzor1000 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 227 Thanks: 199 Thanked 2,541 Times in 221 Posts	I'd love to see Antiques Roadshow modern art expert Frances Christie naked, just thinking about her even fully clothed makes my knob tingle and if she was naked there would be an explosion of cum in my pants, even the sound of her sexy posh voice makes my knob tingle.