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Old 05-07-2018, 02:07 PM   #3531
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Pleeeeeeeeeeease, let me scrub your toilet, wash your clothes, shine your shoes, wax your car, make you a roast dinner, open your beer ..... I'll suck your cock if you let me


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Old 05-09-2018, 10:54 AM   #3533
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You see I told you Delores, his balls have become longer than his dick!
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Pleeeeeeeeeeease, let me scrub your toilet, wash your clothes, shine your shoes, wax your car, make you a roast dinner, open your beer ..... I'll suck your cock if you let me


... I'll even do anal


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... I'll even do anal




Get a dildo, I ain't interested
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E get over here to Walker's Cove quick, we got two
hot ones ready, willing, and assuming the position!


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E get over here to Walker's Cove quick, we got two
hot ones ready, willing, and assuming the position!


Tell them to get a double ended dildo, he ain't interested, E's busy testing his TV remote control and couch cushions

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Laugh now, this guy's gonna make a fortune after the zombie apocalypse.
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Old 05-23-2018, 10:42 AM   #3539
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My God Wanda, are these cheap pink rubber gloves and this cheesy
back drop what this hack photographer considers sexy?

You're so right Regina, but shut up and keep looking at
the camera or else we might not get paid!
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Angie finds her vacuum to be a most willing subject and
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