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View Poll Results: I`d rather cut it off than stick it in !
Kerry Katona 94 18.29%
Jordan 142 27.63%
Jodie Marsh 103 20.04%
Posh Spice 101 19.65%
Sarah Jessica Parker 149 28.99%
Peaches Geldof 79 15.37%
Kelly Osbourne 137 26.65%
Paris Hilton 128 24.90%
Amy Winehouse 235 45.72%
Other 37 7.20%
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Old 07-21-2010, 09:55 AM   #21
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As an experiment I decided to sober up.

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Still godess Christy would never let me down.




Ah well, I'm sure I saw an interesting site about traction engines.
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Remember. Keep your wallet safe from these creatures Never mind the wee baldie man downstairs who only pops up to get a load of his tiny mind.
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She's there because i find her as attractive as two olives on a toothpick .
Which oddly enough is what she looks like to me .
Although the toothpick would be more interesting company i reckon
I like her anyway...
  • She might be a terrible singer
  • might not be a good actor eighter.
  • being arrogant.
  • or could have a bad breath in the morning.

That means she has to be good in something..
Just read her purse..


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If Jo Brand got much bigger, her arms wouldn't be long enough to pick her pint up off the bar .......
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Surely what Liberace would look like now if he was still alive , and put on an extra ten stone.

A woman (?) guaranteed to give any right thinking man an immediate softie , and with a personality so insincere it can even be felt from space.
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Some like her.........don't know why


If I was 99 years old, still hadn't popped my cherry and she offered to do the honors, suicide would be a better option than live too reach my 100th birthday.
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Yeah this is how good she looks " After " intensive cosmetic surgery

A woman who proves aliens exist and walk among us !. She's so unattractive she couldn't get me to shoot one off even if my finger was taped to the trigger of a starter pistol and she shoved a taser up my ass
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Say what you like about Victoria, at least she makes an effort to try and look good.

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Say what you like about Victoria, at least she makes an effort to try and look good.
... she just fails miserably.
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