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Old 05-11-2018, 08:47 AM   #1431
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So I met this muslim bird in town and she said "I've never eaten pork"
I said "I just want you to suck it for a bit love not frickin' eat it"
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Old 05-11-2018, 01:28 PM   #1432
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How is getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking your keys in your car ?

The problem usually goes away with the aid of a coat hangar
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Fred West was walking through the fields late at night hand-in-hand with his young daughter "I'm scared" she cried ,

"You're scared , what about me ? " he replied "I have to come back alone"
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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew ? ,

Harry Potter could escape from a chamber
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Old 05-11-2018, 10:05 PM   #1433
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Q: What's red and sits in a highchair?
A: A baby eating razor-blades.

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: Dead Baby playing with saranwrap.

Q: What is Baskin Robbin's flavor of the month this month?
A: Blue Baby Cheesecake.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Fill a glass with root beer, and add a scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby.

Q: And where did you get these babies?
A: Abortion Clinic.

Q: What is black and bubbly and taps on glass every ten seconds?
A: Dead baby in a carousel microwave.
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Did you hear about the necrophiliac who finally found the girl of his dreams ?,

That is until the rotten cunt split on him
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Hated having to pay 2 a minute on the phone to wank over sex stories.

So got a job at ChildLine instead
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After years of courageous (Some might say) self restraint finally had to drive to that there London last night , break into the sister`s house and rape my sexy sixteen year old niece ,

Don't worry though as wore protection ,

A balaclava.


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What`s pink and rusty ? ,

Madeleine McCann`s bike
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Final entry in Anne Franks Diary ,

"Tomorrow I`m going to learn how to whistle".


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What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid ? ,

"Hey want to buy a sweetie".

Why is a pork pie like a ninety year old`s pussy ?
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You have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat.


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Despicable,

Something an African say`s when the cotton is ready
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What's five inches long and hasn't gotten sucked for six years ?,

Whitney Houston's crack pipe
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