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Old 05-16-2018, 05:50 AM   #3291
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Old 05-16-2018, 01:07 PM   #3292
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Oh HELL then I love TM!!!!
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Old 05-16-2018, 05:37 PM   #3294
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Old 05-17-2018, 06:57 AM   #3295
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I am the greatest of all the archery champions in the world. I did it not using these modern newfangled bows made out of fiberglass, but a real wooden longbow from the Middle Ages. It has a 300 pound pull and I can fire a bolt over 500 feet and still hit the bull's eye of a target. The other players in the tournament laughed at me, but they weren't laughing when I won. You numbnuts!

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