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Old 05-15-2018, 01:17 PM   #3321
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I am an English football player, but I am much bigger than I appear in this photo. I am 7 feet tall and weigh over 400 pounds, and I am just as quick on my feet and agile as the much smaller players. I love to play football the rough way, but I was too rough and I was transferred to Barcelona in Spain where I became known as "the beast of Barcelona". I can hit a football so hard it goes right through the net and into the stands and might tear the head off a spectator. The other players are terrified of me. Usually during the course of an average game several of the opposing team members are crippled by me. I like being a beast!

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I am the greatest of all the archery champions in the world. I did it not using these modern newfangled bows made out of fiberglass, but a real wooden longbow from the Middle Ages. It has a 300 pound pull and I can fire a bolt over 500 feet and still hit the bull's eye of a target. The other players in the tournament laughed at me, but they weren't laughing when I won. You numbnuts!

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