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Old 05-15-2018, 10:22 PM   #5881
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No lemon juice.

Baked potatoes...toppings or plain?
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Old 05-15-2018, 10:30 PM   #5882
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Baked potatoes with margarine only.


Peanut butter sandwich with or without banana slices?
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Old 05-16-2018, 04:48 AM   #5883
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Without. Jelly is better.

Cinnamon rolls or coffee cake?
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:53 PM   #5884
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Coffee cake


M&M'S or Reese's Pieces?
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Old 05-16-2018, 04:23 PM   #5885
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M&Ms. Peanut butter cups is the only real shit for peanut butter candy.


Kiss Joana Krupa or fuck Lindsay Lohan?
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:05 PM   #5886
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Bottled beer or beer on tap?
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Tap beer.
Pale or Dark ale?
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Hmm, tough call, I'll go with pale ale, for today.

Robins or bluejays?
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American robin. Bluejays make too much noise.

The Great Blue Heron or the White Egret?
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Great Blue Heron.


Lion or tiger?
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