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Old 05-15-2018, 10:06 PM   #2781
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Old 05-15-2018, 10:32 PM   #2782
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Trailmaster will be staying in his buddies attic this weekend when he flies to England to attend the Royal Wedding
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:12 AM   #2783
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He used to be a nice guy who loved his family and was loved by everyone. But one day he fell into a vat of some nasty acid. He was disfigured and his personality completely altered. The man everyone knew no longer was. What was left of him returned as jokerman. A creature that terrorizes its community with cheesy jokes and tasteless pranks.
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:30 AM   #2784
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Sadly this is true and please tell your lady friend again how sorry I am:-)
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:38 AM   #2785
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By day Sandhunter is a mild mannered and highly respected member of the clergy, but at night he prowls the dark and forbidding shadows of the city as the masked crime fighter ORGAZMO....
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:42 AM   #2786
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Trailmaster will be staying in his buddies attic this weekend when he flies to England to attend the Royal Wedding
I don't know where you heard that. I have it from a reliable source that he's shacking up with Samantha Markle
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Old 05-16-2018, 04:19 AM   #2787
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Mal got a pet rabbit named after his favorit person in the world "Silicone Carne"
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Old 05-16-2018, 07:23 AM   #2788
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At the very start of VEF biz one of the favorite Jokerman's jokes was concluding his pm's to mods writing

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chromax has this idea in his head of nailing Susan Boyle, Angela Merkel and Oprah all at once
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Old 05-16-2018, 04:14 PM   #2790
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Meat is meat, you know...

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