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Old February 6th, 2018, 06:17 PM   #2211
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Blue Arsed Fly is related to Jeff Goldblum. Go figure.
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Old February 6th, 2018, 07:47 PM   #2212
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When Sandhunter was ten, he stole his first car.
Now at the age of 40, he has a impressive record of 45.000.000 counts of Grand Theft.
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MAxjoker is the little voice in Donald Trump's head.
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Ball7 is a professional sleeper: he sleeps for people who have insomnia; he gets paid by the hour and earns extra on weekends and holidays.
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When Bloke57 took Canadian language lessons, he met Pamela Anderson. They dated, and before long, Pam was giving him a tit-fuck. But he was too vigorous and one of her boobs melted from the friction. She sends him hate-mail ever since
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According to Mr.Skin there is a sextape of Hilary Clinton and Jokerman.
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According to Mr.Skin there is a sextape of Hilary Clinton and Jokerman.
How the fcuk did he find that.
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How the fcuk did he find that.
Bill told him. They are golfing buddies.
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