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July 1st, 2017, 02:43 PM | #12471 |
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Breaking News!!!!!,,,, H from Steps is badly injured in hospital,,,yer a Helicopter landed on him,,,,
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July 2nd, 2017, 04:40 PM | #12472 |
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Too corny ??
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom ,
One snatches watches, the other watches snatches.
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July 3rd, 2017, 10:39 PM | #12473 |
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I've left my wife at home polishing my medieval battle re-enactment uniform whilst I go to the pub.
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July 4th, 2017, 01:27 AM | #12474 |
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Had to get my pet lizard some Valium as he's been a bit stressed out lately.
Now he's a calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon. |
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July 4th, 2017, 09:37 AM | #12475 |
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July 4th, 2017, 09:41 AM | #12476 |
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My wife recently had a hissy fit..
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July 4th, 2017, 01:23 PM | #12477 |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac ? ,
He lays awake each night wondering if there really is a dog.
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July 4th, 2017, 07:30 PM | #12478 |
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please".
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July 4th, 2017, 08:33 PM | #12479 |
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Karl Marx will always be known as the funniest Marx Brother
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July 4th, 2017, 09:29 PM | #12480 |
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I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless person on the street. He told me to fuck off and buy my own.
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