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May 9th, 2017, 03:47 PM | #2191 |
Lost luggages?
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May 9th, 2017, 04:37 PM | #2192 |
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Thankfully I didn't plump for the more costly "Ribbed for her pleasure" ones
4011 ~ You`ll go Dutch on the cost of this condom right ?
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May 9th, 2017, 05:54 PM | #2193 |
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Fire in the hole!!!
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May 9th, 2017, 07:53 PM | #2194 |
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May 10th, 2017, 04:29 AM | #2195 |
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4012a "No really.. your pussy smells just like when that Tire place over by the highway burned to the ground...." - - -
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May 10th, 2017, 02:44 PM | #2196 |
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4014 ~ Doris this is my venereal disease , venereal disease this is Doris
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May 10th, 2017, 03:40 PM | #2197 |
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4013a "How many times do you figure a condom can be re-used, anyway?" "Crap.. I lost count on this one.." - - -
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May 10th, 2017, 10:13 PM | #2198 |
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This reminds me of the last time I went spelunking.
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May 12th, 2017, 09:01 AM | #2199 |
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4016 Please fake your orgasm, I don't want you to have a real one
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May 12th, 2017, 01:59 PM | #2200 |
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4017 ~ I hate the sound you make when you breath , could you leave it off for five minutes
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