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Old January 26th, 2018, 07:39 PM   #5391
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Softly.Softly or The Sweeney ?
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Softly.Softly or The Sweeney ?
The Sweeny (As I lav`it when suspects "Accidentally" fall dan`flights O`stairs" )

Madonna ,

Put them away now dear Or Keep playing with those wrinkly puppies ?
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Old January 28th, 2018, 12:55 PM   #5393
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Whip 'Em Out,Madge and Yes,Especially since I started to be follically challenged..

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1979 Or 1989 ?
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Go to bed earlier or Get Up later ?
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Scuba dive in the Carribean or the South Pacific?
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