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August 7th, 2015, 04:22 PM

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My neighbourhood is so rough a chap has to mind his 'P's' and 'Q's' doncha know, what?

My neighbourhood is so rough that the people around here don't cut the crusts from Their cucumber sandwiches...

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August 10th, 2015, 01:28 AM	#302
danton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: U.K. Posts: 1,402 Thanks: 11,464 Thanked 22,515 Times in 1,373 Posts	Pile My neighbourhood is so rough I can see parts of it quite clearly from the dormer windows above the tree tops.

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January 13th, 2016, 07:23 PM	#304
maildude Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In postal purgatory Posts: 760 Thanks: 1,162 Thanked 14,111 Times in 748 Posts	My Neighborhood Is So Rough..... ...that "Neighborhood Watch" means something they sell in the alley around the corner. __________________ LET FREEDOM WAIT

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January 15th, 2016, 02:54 PM	#305
danton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: U.K. Posts: 1,402 Thanks: 11,464 Thanked 22,515 Times in 1,373 Posts	Soured Mt neighbourhood is so rough one hasn't been able to procure fresh lemons for absolutely ages. I am forced to travel miles for decent G & T.

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Mt neighbourhood is so rough one hasn't been able to procure fresh lemons for absolutely ages. I am forced to travel miles for decent G & T.

Similar problems here. The strawberries displayed at Waitrose are rarely edible. They're often two days old.

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Similar problems here. The strawberries displayed at Waitrose are rarely edible. They're often two days old.

Waitrose! My dear boy! Haven't you heard? It's the new Aldi's! Your neighbourhood must be as rough as sand on a squash court.

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January 18th, 2016, 12:03 AM	#310
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