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August 19th, 2013, 12:59 AM	#271
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,658 Thanks: 80,521 Thanked 32,788 Times in 3,536 Posts	My neighourhood is so rough, that when I ask them to turn down their opera music, they don't do it straightaway! __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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August 19th, 2013, 06:11 AM	#272
BustyWomenLovr Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,752 Thanks: 20,544 Thanked 43,200 Times in 2,676 Posts	The duck pond has a PT Boat - sunk by some wild geese... __________________ There is no such thing as too big a bust.

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September 25th, 2013, 10:51 AM	#273
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,597 Times in 60,391 Posts	My whole country is so rough that people say That's not a dildo This is a dildo And that's just the gays __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 23rd, 2013, 06:26 PM	#274
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,184 Thanks: 773,251 Thanked 856,417 Times in 57,615 Posts	..the Traffic Wardens hunt in packs.... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 23rd, 2013, 06:32 PM	#275
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,897 Times in 69,067 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that........... Even Syrian immigrants won`t move in. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 23rd, 2013, 06:49 PM	#276
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,377 Times in 14,171 Posts	The IRA burst into tears when I took their play station away. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 16th, 2014, 05:22 AM	#277
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,184 Thanks: 773,251 Thanked 856,417 Times in 57,615 Posts	The pizzaboy delivers on this... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 16th, 2014, 07:05 PM	#278
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,442 Times in 60,964 Posts	My neighborhood is so rough they built a prison next too it!! (It is the truth too)

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July 18th, 2014, 11:40 PM	#279
danton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: U.K. Posts: 1,402 Thanks: 11,464 Thanked 22,539 Times in 1,373 Posts	It's a jungle out there! Well, my neighbourhood is so rough the local reading circle got done over by the flower arrangers.

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July 24th, 2014, 10:53 AM	#280
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,597 Times in 60,391 Posts	My neighborhood is so rough that after a Tupperware party, the host needs too do a little cleaning of the street __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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