My neighbourhood is so rough that........... - Page 10

**mellowyellow** · October 13th, 2011, 04:23 PM

When going to school you are forced to learn fast about other things in life first!

**TCO95** · October 13th, 2011, 04:41 PM

The first thing you learn in school is how to "Assume The Position"

MaxJoker · October 14th, 2011, 04:40 AM

The street walkers have so many cold sores you can play join the dots , plus they maintain hygiene standards by quickly rubbing a KFC wet wipe between their legs.

Mind you they are inexpensive.

Although they're not that into providing customer satisfaction.

So if you want a more responsive partner i suggest taking a shovel and visiting the cemetery .

Just make sure you tip the Vicar on the way out

**cuzzyman927** · October 14th, 2011, 04:59 AM

... on Easter Sunday instead of going Easter egg hunting they send out search parties to try and locate the bodies of missing persons!

Estreeter · October 14th, 2011, 12:29 PM

Parking lots are also minefields

Items in stores have no price tags, it's all gonna be stolen anyway

Liquor stores have 2 kinds of beverage, beer and cheaper beer

It never rains here, even the clouds go around it

The waiting line for the confessional is about 3 miles long, 24/7

**billybunter** · October 14th, 2011, 01:41 PM

The local council fit bullet proof windows as standard.

**cuzzyman927** · October 14th, 2011, 08:54 PM

... instead of Boy Scouts helping little old ladies cross the street they kick the ever-loving shit out of them and then steal their purses!

**sweatyhat** · October 15th, 2011, 03:53 AM

...anyone that doesn't drive through a red light gets carjacked.

**butterball** · October 15th, 2011, 04:25 AM

......you can get sawed-off shotguns and machine guns from the local hot dog vendor.......

http://news.yahoo.com/police-calif-m...194809043.html

**Mal Hombre** · October 15th, 2011, 07:27 AM

The local convenience Store has a Moat and Drawbridge.

October 13th, 2011, 04:23 PM	#91
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October 14th, 2011, 04:40 AM	#93
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that........... The street walkers have so many cold sores you can play join the dots , plus they maintain hygiene standards by quickly rubbing a KFC wet wipe between their legs. Mind you they are inexpensive. Although they're not that into providing customer satisfaction. So if you want a more responsive partner i suggest taking a shovel and visiting the cemetery . Just make sure you tip the Vicar on the way out __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 14th, 2011, 12:29 PM	#95
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,738 Times in 60,308 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that........... Parking lots are also minefields Items in stores have no price tags, it's all gonna be stolen anyway Liquor stores have 2 kinds of beverage, beer and cheaper beer It never rains here, even the clouds go around it The waiting line for the confessional is about 3 miles long, 24/7 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 14th, 2011, 01:41 PM	#96
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	The local council fit bullet proof windows as standard. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 14th, 2011, 08:54 PM	#97
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,368 Times in 36,682 Posts	... instead of Boy Scouts helping little old ladies cross the street they kick the ever-loving shit out of them and then steal their purses! Last edited by cuzzyman927; October 15th, 2011 at 10:42 AM..

October 13th, 2011, 04:41 PM	#92
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,797 Times in 5,130 Posts	The first thing you learn in school is how to "Assume The Position"

October 14th, 2011, 04:59 AM	#94
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,368 Times in 36,682 Posts	... on Easter Sunday instead of going Easter egg hunting they send out search parties to try and locate the bodies of missing persons!

October 15th, 2011, 03:53 AM	#98
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,901 Times in 10,563 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that..... ...anyone that doesn't drive through a red light gets carjacked. __________________

October 15th, 2011, 04:25 AM	#99
butterball Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 857 Thanks: 5,972 Thanked 8,321 Times in 857 Posts	......you can get sawed-off shotguns and machine guns from the local hot dog vendor....... http://news.yahoo.com/police-calif-m...194809043.html

October 15th, 2011, 07:27 AM	#100
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,633 Times in 57,558 Posts	The local convenience Store has a Moat and Drawbridge. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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