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**photoflex** · October 29th, 2016, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Sorry you're mistaken. The clocks are turned back one hour on November 6th.

Definitely not mistaken! But I do realise the clocks don' t go back all at the same time.
In Europe it's this weekend.

**effCup** · October 29th, 2016, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Sorry you're mistaken. The clocks are turned back one hour on November 6th.

They went forward here a few weekends ago: Spring forward.

**rosestone** · October 29th, 2016, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by gedly

I was really sad to learn that my dear friends, Dave and Phyllis Sugarcube, are to have their marriage dissolved.

Shame, they were a sweet couple. I hope they had a pre-cuptual agreement.

**Mal Hombre** · October 29th, 2016, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by rosestone

Shame, they were a sweet couple. I hope they had a pre-cuptual agreement.

I scorn Your saccharin sentiment..

**trailmaster** · October 29th, 2016, 12:07 PM

Sorry photoflex. I did not take into account that each nation has their own way of doing this changing of the clocks for Spring and Autumn.

**mrfixit** · October 29th, 2016, 12:50 PM

**bb69** · October 29th, 2016, 01:27 PM

Knock, knock ...

Who's there ?

Corn !

What corn ?

Pop, pop, pop, ...

**SanteeFats** · October 29th, 2016, 02:07 PM

Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."

**captpike** · October 29th, 2016, 04:21 PM

A Marine instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: Anyone knows the formula for water? Sure. That is easy, said one recruit. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. What, what? re asked the instructor. H to O, explained the recruit.

Instructor- You are officer material son !

**gedly** · October 29th, 2016, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captpike

A Marine instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: Anyone knows the formula for water? Sure. That is easy, said one recruit. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. What, what? re asked the instructor. H to O, explained the recruit.

Instructor- You are officer material son !

You need to be careful when handling oxygen dihydride. It kills millions every year.

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October 29th, 2016, 12:07 PM	#11695
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,166 Times in 60,062 Posts	Sorry photoflex. I did not take into account that each nation has their own way of doing this changing of the clocks for Spring and Autumn.

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October 29th, 2016, 02:07 PM	#11698
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,764 Times in 60,861 Posts	Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."