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Old June 10th, 2016, 01:11 PM   #2271
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Old June 10th, 2016, 01:14 PM   #2272
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Von has finally devised a way in making hospital transfusions enjoyable for
both donor and recipient! However, he is finding male patients to be
more apprehensive and less agreeable due to tube insertion location!


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Old June 10th, 2016, 01:22 PM   #2273
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and the good Lord said unto Moses,
"All the Jews shall have long noses, except for Aaron, he shall have a square'un"
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Old June 10th, 2016, 01:45 PM   #2274
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“It rubs the lotion into its body. It does this whenever it is told. ”
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Old June 10th, 2016, 01:46 PM   #2275
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I should have called painters? Fu*k It, I can do it alone.

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Old June 10th, 2016, 02:37 PM   #2276
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Estreeter likens his job to being a doctor.

Depending on who he's dealing with, either a gynecologist or a proctologist
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Old June 10th, 2016, 08:38 PM   #2277
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I'm awfully sorry to bother you but it appears both of your trash cans are completely empty.

No food. No nothing.

I just wanted to call your attention to the matter.

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Old June 10th, 2016, 10:27 PM   #2278
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Hey dude, can you move your car I'm trying to deliver a portaloo to the woods
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Since grandpa started presenting the weather forecast for our local TV station, he got a bit megalomaniac...
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