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Old May 22nd, 2016, 10:44 PM   #2211
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....Maude quickly realized that she never should have asked Steve to clean her pipes....
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....Recent studies have proven that sheep asses are indeed just gross....
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"Haha..... Just wait for when they go to catch the bouquet!"
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Despite her many years of fantasies and desires this was as close as poor Sally ever came to marrying a black man!
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A bit like Robert Mugabe in a sauna....
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