Porn production "pet hates"

[babs71]

women clearly being abused a la Max Hardcore - it's appalling and disgusting..porn is one thing, abuse dressed up as porn is another.

[lip]

Large ongoing thread with the same theme:
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?t=11181

[Viklas]

Facial cumshots.

[Taztek]

Originally Posted by babs71

women clearly being abused a la Max Hardcore - it's appalling and disgusting..porn is one thing, abuse dressed up as porn is another.

Quite agree with you and it seems to be an american thing I cannot remember it happening during the heyday of Scandinavian porn.
Also it is a relatively recent 'development'.

[Taztek]

Originally Posted by lip

Large ongoing thread with the same theme:
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?t=11181

Perhaps then this thread should be moved over to the original. I assume that a mod will do this?

[licketysplit]

Pregnant porn

[Taztek]

Originally Posted by dazzer9535

Women who moan like they are having a massive shit.

Oh and the lack of redheads with short hair and pubes.

Is that short hair and short pubes or just short hair?

By definition there won't be many redheads, they are in the minority.

Having said all that redheads, phoar eh! phoar.

[billybunter]

bald pussies & crap cumshots.

[xxxchange]

Originally Posted by jsandy

These are the things I think are the worst.

8. perfect looking women who ruin their looks with plastic surgery (i.e. Asia Carrera, Tabatha Cash, Kascha, Mimi Miyagi etc etc)

Add Laura Lion and Christine Black to the list.

Other than that, I agree with most posts, the worst are intercut scenes, particularly when one is great and the other totally sucks, like the final scenes of Dr. Hooters, in which Heather Hart gives head and takes a great cumshot while some minute-dicked asshole gives his best to try to cum over his own hands...

Also, what's the deal with showing the faces of male performers? Who gives a f### about them?

Well, another thing that bothers me is the lack of variety in porn films, they are all too much alike. Every time the same routine, I'm sick of it.

For instance, how there is a cut, and then you see the guy jerking off in a tempo that fits squirrels' copulation, and then a sloppy cumshot of two and a half drops -with lots of moaning to compensate for the total lack of spectacularity-.

Which reminds me of...



Other thing that puts me off is too fast sex. Too fast sex ruins everything. Guys that behave like pneumatic pistons, and girls that give head like woody woodpecker, what a fiasco.

[CerealKiller]

Fake moaning
Starlets acting like they're on the verge of orgasm as soon as the scene starts
Extreme closeups