Porn production "pet hates" - Page 5

Mufflover · August 5th, 2008, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jsandy

...5. porn soundtrack music (just because we like to jerk off while watching people fuck doesn't mean we have bad taste in music; the 1980s were especially bad with lots of muzak and cheesey synthesizer music)...

Word! Love the Golden Age movies, hate the jazz-combo music that accompanied almost every fuck. That was left over from the soft porn 42nd Street era of the 1960's.

Cole_13 · August 5th, 2008, 02:51 PM

1. camera moves when filming a stage performance or any other kind of dance performance, strip tease etc...: just keep your hands off that f;;ing camera, stop zooming (close-ups...), trust the performer and don't stop shooting her whole body from an audience perspective: she knows how to move and tease!

2. dubbed soundtrack - I can't stand dubbed dialogue (i hate it when the official reason is "international" cast - i'd rather hear live broken english/german/french than lame dubbing), or that atrocious new-age muzak

3. bad acting in violent / rape-fantasy stories - if the performers can't stay serious (smiling, looking at the camera, bored look), then shoot consensual scenes, it's fine too

4. close-ups, close-ups and more close-ups

much lower in my list: wigs, botox...

DeeAx · August 5th, 2008, 03:10 PM

Close-ups. I HATE THEM.

**Oswald** · August 6th, 2008, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Icarus46

Quite the opposite for me. Keep the shoes ON!

Yes, I'm for keeping their shoes on - especially stiletto high-heels.

**Oswald** · August 6th, 2008, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DeeAx

Close-ups. I HATE THEM.

I agree with you. Far too many pussy shots. I want to see the face the pussy belongs to.

quinn2 · August 7th, 2008, 03:48 PM

I hate closeups of BJ's that zoom so far in that all you see are her lips sliding up and down something fleshy. I also hate forced deep throats and choking, gagging.

**steamjon** · August 7th, 2008, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Oswald

Yes, I'm for keeping their shoes on - especially stiletto high-heels.

High heels are always a turn on

casm85 · August 8th, 2008, 03:20 PM

close ups of the man's contorted face while the woman often only exsists from the neck down.

mkivtt · August 9th, 2008, 08:43 PM

Cutting to the face of the guy. I really, really hate that.

Bad lighting.

I swear I can do better than 99% of producers out there.

**Ace1965** · August 10th, 2008, 09:49 PM

I hate when there is a good shower, jacuzzi, or swimming pool scene and the girl won't get her hair wet.

August 5th, 2008, 02:51 PM	#42
Cole_13 Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 247 Thanks: 29,019 Thanked 2,288 Times in 214 Posts	1. camera moves when filming a stage performance or any other kind of dance performance, strip tease etc...: just keep your hands off that f;;ing camera, stop zooming (close-ups...), trust the performer and don't stop shooting her whole body from an audience perspective: she knows how to move and tease! 2. dubbed soundtrack - I can't stand dubbed dialogue (i hate it when the official reason is "international" cast - i'd rather hear live broken english/german/french than lame dubbing), or that atrocious new-age muzak 3. bad acting in violent / rape-fantasy stories - if the performers can't stay serious (smiling, looking at the camera, bored look), then shoot consensual scenes, it's fine too 4. close-ups, close-ups and more close-ups much lower in my list: wigs, botox... Last edited by Cole_13; August 5th, 2008 at 02:55 PM..

August 7th, 2008, 03:48 PM	#46
quinn2 Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 92 Thanks: 5,816 Thanked 4,334 Times in 92 Posts	I hate closeups of BJ's that zoom so far in that all you see are her lips sliding up and down something fleshy. I also hate forced deep throats and choking, gagging. __________________ Yes, you are unique, just like everyone else.

August 5th, 2008, 03:10 PM	#43
DeeAx Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 4 Thanks: 99 Thanked 30 Times in 4 Posts	Close-ups. I HATE THEM.

August 8th, 2008, 03:20 PM	#48
casm85 Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 25 Thanks: 3,222 Thanked 175 Times in 20 Posts	close ups of the man's contorted face while the woman often only exsists from the neck down.

August 9th, 2008, 08:43 PM	#49
mkivtt Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4 Thanks: 69 Thanked 66 Times in 4 Posts	Cutting to the face of the guy. I really, really hate that. Bad lighting. I swear I can do better than 99% of producers out there.

August 10th, 2008, 09:49 PM	#50
Ace1965 Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Alabama Posts: 828 Thanks: 58,691 Thanked 9,696 Times in 817 Posts	I hate when there is a good shower, jacuzzi, or swimming pool scene and the girl won't get her hair wet.