Porn production "pet hates"

[Trip]

Originally Posted by jsandy

1. Gaping assholes, pissing, and fisting.
2. silicone breast implants that look like bowling balls
3. the faces of male pornstars
4. bored or unhappy looking models
6. photographers with no imagination or creativity
7. anything specifically meant to be degrading, humiliating, violent, or ugly
8. perfect looking women who ruin their looks with plastic surgery

^agreed.

Addition to #6: wrong angle. In many models' cases, I call this, "Horribly mis-managed talent"....Please, move around to the front where the model is, PLEASE? I swear they have these gorgeous models in front of them, and what do they shoot for us......what a waste of a good model's assets...I am sure any one of us here could do better, but we are not tied into the p0rn mafia. I cannot believe what these young shooters and directors are thinking. Probably that we are all just $$paying marks, they wanna get paid not laid.


- Female Ejaculation. Are these production guys fooling anyone? These women are urinating. Takes any joy out of watching female solo scenes. Mix that with aforementioned shaved, tattood, and pierced vaginas, it is pretty much over for the art of solo female photography. I know most here do not like solo, but if done correctly, it is extremely sensual, even mentally, not just visiually.

- Also agree with the saliva issue, but more on the long, drawn out loogie scenes, where someone, somewhere, fetishizes over the spit contest, and how long it takes to go from a model's mouth to the target location. If they are not naturally wet, it is painfully and obviously fake. Maybe this is a comedic aspect, to keep models amused.


-Insane clownesque smiling. This one can't be all that bad, but is often times out of place. In a heated scene, a glaring smile, where otherwise would be the also inadequate screams. You'd think they would really "fake" it, by acting aroused or closing their eyes. It's also evident in the old silwa magazines. Always appeared strange to me, the overly-intense smiling directly at the camera, during *any* type of sexual engagement. Smiling is nice, but um....eh, just a thought.

p0rn is starting to be like WWE wrestling, 100% completely fake.

It must all be about making money these days, and the latest fetish.

Long live retro and classic women.