The corrupt a wish game - Page 66

MaxJoker · October 14th, 2011, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Granted
I wish that all tree hugging left wing save the whales no nukes activists would finally say Estreeter, you're right, we were wrong

Granted.

They all decide your way of life is right , they even cut down all the trees and make placards out of them proclaiming whales should be nuked !

Fact they agree with your views so much the never want to be separated from you in case you have any other ideas, so they turn up at your home and set up camp outside , and sing long into the night , every night , well they might be right wing but the bastards are still hippies .

I want to be able to phase into whoever i want and take over their bodies for as long as i want to .

Estreeter · October 14th, 2011, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I want to be able to phase into whoever i want and take over their bodies for as long as i want to .

Granted,unfortunatley the only 2 people left on the planet are yourself and Oprah Winfrey so umm, go for it

I wish I knew how to hack into websites

**tygrkhat40** · October 14th, 2011, 05:38 PM

Granted. You saw WarGames, right?

I wish for a cushy, do-little-work job with great pay, benefits and a golden parachute.

**TCO95** · October 14th, 2011, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Granted. You saw WarGames, right?

I wish for a cushy, do-little-work job with great pay, benefits and a golden parachute.

Granted. We'll be flying you into a remote logging camp where you and your golden coloured parachute, pink skirt, black top and red pumps will drop in from the plane. Hope you like loggers as much as they're gonna like you.

I wish I could play guitar like Eric Clapton and sing like Robert Plant.

**Mal Hombre** · October 14th, 2011, 05:50 PM

Granted..Ooops There's been a mix up,You now play guitar like Eric Morecambe and sing like a Rubber Plant....

I wish I could travel back in time and correct My mistakes..

**TCO95** · October 14th, 2011, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Granted..Ooops There's been a mix up,You now play guitar like Eric Morecambe and sing like a Rubber Plant....

I wish I could travel back in time and correct My mistakes..

Granted. You are now an error free, perfect human being, in other words the Dalai Lama. A sexless hermit living in the Himalayan mountains and playing with his toes. Let the good times roll!

I wish I could sell my farts on e-bay as exotic and expensive perfume.

Sticky · October 14th, 2011, 06:44 PM

GRANTED now all your farts gang up on you and bury your head under the duvet

...

i wish politicians were honest

**tygrkhat40** · October 14th, 2011, 09:46 PM

Granted. Now they come right out and tell us how they're gonna f*ck us over.

I wish my bank account never ran out of money.

smackthat · October 15th, 2011, 03:10 AM

Granted, but your bank account is full of archaic paper currency that is no longer accepted and isn't even worth anything as a collector's item.

I wish I could control and manipulate metal with my mind (like the guy from X-Men).

**sweatyhat** · October 15th, 2011, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by smackthat

Granted, but your bank account is full of archaic paper currency that is no longer accepted and isn't even worth anything as a collector's item.

I wish I could control and manipulate metal with my mind (like the guy from X-Men).

Granted.
But then you come up against the T-1000 which has other ideas.

I wish I owned a platinum mine.

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October 14th, 2011, 06:44 PM	#657
Sticky Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: pie shop Posts: 40 Thanks: 54,251 Thanked 265 Times in 32 Posts	GRANTED now all your farts gang up on you and bury *your* head under the duvet ... i wish politicians were honest

October 15th, 2011, 03:10 AM	#659
smackthat Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: New York Posts: 67 Thanks: 322 Thanked 2,099 Times in 66 Posts	Granted, but your bank account is full of archaic paper currency that is no longer accepted and isn't even worth anything as a collector's item. I wish I could control and manipulate metal with my mind (like the guy from X-Men).