Things not to say to your mother in law - Page 6 - Vintage Erotica Forums

Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!

Home

		Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies
Things not to say to your mother in law

Best Porn Sites

Notices

You are currently viewing our forum as a guest which gives you limited access.

By joining you will gain full access to thousands of Videos, Pictures & Much More, with absolutely No Ads or Popups.

Membership is absolutely FREE and registration is FAST & SIMPLE so please, Register Today and join one of the friendliest communities on the net!

All members please note: Imagetwist will no longer be allowed in any section of this forum effective Friday, 03-27-2020.

File.al is not longer allowed at the forum effective immediately

Thank you for your cooperation

Attention: There is a prevalent email scam happening everywhere where the sender claims to have a password to a site and demands money in some form. Ignore it, do not respond and at most change passwords on any sites you frequent.

Effective immediately, moving or animated GIFs are not allowed in signatures. If your signature has one, please remove or replace it asap. Staff will remove them as and when we see them without notice.

Sincerest apologies to everyone for the recent blackout. VEF and several of our sister forums had a major server malfunction. The database index is being rebuilt from scratch and may take at least several days to be fully restored. Expect major weirdness and lots of glitches in the meantime. Thank you all for your patience and understanding.

Unfortunately it seems that all of the posts made from the 13th March until the crash are permanently lost, please feel free to re-post any such material, apologies for this.

Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!

Reply

Page 6 of 71

6

August 5th, 2016, 11:35 AM	#51
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,284 Thanks: 451,439 Thanked 898,785 Times in 60,486 Posts	53, Yeah Yeah Yeah Just make sure you spell my name right in your will __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, Bill derBerg, Arturo2nd, footstep, Gladys Allova, gubaman52, Jake Gittes, jomama, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, old alal, philll_77, SanteeFats, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

August 5th, 2016, 02:13 PM	#52
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 61,159 Thanks: 282,717 Thanked 818,570 Times in 61,208 Posts	54 My you are looking particularly ugly today.

The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to SanteeFats For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, Bill derBerg, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, footstep, Gladys Allova, Jake Gittes, jomama, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, old alal, philll_77, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

August 5th, 2016, 06:56 PM	#53
Bill derBerg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: My own little reality. Posts: 1,257 Thanks: 17,648 Thanked 18,330 Times in 1,256 Posts	55. Of course you can move in and stay as long as you wish.

The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to Bill derBerg For This Useful Post:

abristle, Acanthus2003, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, footstep, Gladys Allova, Jake Gittes, jomama, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, philll_77, SanteeFats, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

August 6th, 2016, 05:10 AM	#54
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,859 Times in 7,170 Posts	56. Anything else to do today? We 'll still be alive , you know...

The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to footstep For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, Bill derBerg, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Gladys Allova, Jake Gittes, jomama, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, philll_77, Ritzik, SanteeFats, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

August 6th, 2016, 02:26 PM	#55
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 61,159 Thanks: 282,717 Thanked 818,570 Times in 61,208 Posts	57. Walk in carrying a broom. Your ride is here.

The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to SanteeFats For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, Bill derBerg, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, footstep, Gladys Allova, Jake Gittes, jomama, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, philll_77, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, vo1v0d

August 6th, 2016, 05:28 PM	#56
rankman Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 50 Thanks: 304 Thanked 634 Times in 46 Posts	58. So sorry if we kept you up last night because we were so noisy but your daughter just gives great head.

The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to rankman For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, Bill derBerg, Arturo2nd, footstep, Gladys Allova, Jake Gittes, jomama, Mal Hombre, philll_77, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

August 6th, 2016, 06:05 PM	#57
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 988,357 Times in 69,067 Posts	... Ahem ... Although it can be said provided she`s still under the soothing embrace of Rohypnol. 59 ~ Choke on my juicy cock of doom bitch ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, Bill derBerg, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, footstep, Gladys Allova, Jake Gittes, jomama, Mal Hombre, philll_77, Ritzik, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, vo1v0d

August 6th, 2016, 06:22 PM	#58
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,153 Thanks: 7,765 Thanked 24,889 Times in 2,101 Posts	60 Hey lets all watch my box set of Les Dawson's Greatest Jokes.....as the wife's mother you can have the seat in front of the telly __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to @llatse@ For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, Bill derBerg, Estreeter, footstep, gubaman52, jomama, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

August 6th, 2016, 06:36 PM	#59
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,153 Thanks: 7,765 Thanked 24,889 Times in 2,101 Posts	61 Evolutionary Theory says we're descended from apes......good job Chas Darwin never met you __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to @llatse@ For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, Bill derBerg, Estreeter, footstep, gubaman52, jomama, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

August 6th, 2016, 06:44 PM	#60
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 988,357 Times in 69,067 Posts	Things not to say to your mother in law 62 ~ Goodness but your daughter is the polar opposite of you... Well for a start , you`re still alive and weren't clubbed to death an hour ago. Hell yes now I regret it. Unless you feel like ironing my shirts ?. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, Bill derBerg, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, footstep, Gladys Allova, gubaman52, jomama, philll_77, Ritzik, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, vo1v0d

Reply

Page 6 of 71

6

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts BB code is On Smilies are On [IMG] code is On HTML code is Off Forum Rules

Forum Jump

All times are GMT. The time now is 02:34 AM.