Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? - Page 3

jsandy · July 25th, 2007, 09:23 PM

Max Hardcore is the biggest piece of shit in the industry. That cowboy hat he wears looks totally stupid. He reminds me of a kid in school who got locked up in the psyche ward for torturing people's cats. I'll bet Max Hardcore is a real pussy off camera.

There is a guy who is in a lot of Private videos. I think he is German. He looks like Al Bundy from the American tv show Married with Children.

I guess if you have a big dick it doesn't matter if you are ugly or stupid in the porno world. If any producers or photographers are reading this please hold back on showing the male's faces.

bob027 · July 25th, 2007, 09:59 PM

I dont like :

Harry Reems
Paul Thomas
Robert Rosenberg
Joey Silvera
David Perry
Christopher Clark
Max Hardcore

cutecarla · August 2nd, 2007, 12:41 AM

a lot

especially ron Jeremy , mark davis

I don't know why stright porn don't focus on Real hunks , all the good male performance goes to gay porn

there is one 80's porn actor whose sexy ( Bill cable ) unfortunately he has only two porn movies , and i can't find them !

daz · August 2nd, 2007, 08:26 PM

Paul Thomas (terrible overactor)
Steve Drake (80's macho man)
Joey Silvera (been in porn an eternity)

my all time least favorite..
(now dead) Jon Dough (Ugh!, just something creepy about him)

kempston · August 3rd, 2007, 11:40 AM

Marc Wallace. What he did was unforgivable. Before hand I had no real opinion of him, but after the Aids crisis I havent been able to watch a scene with him in.

**BigSwede** · August 3rd, 2007, 12:28 PM

I don´t know about the guys in older movies, but I really don´t like Roberto Malone,Christoph Clark,Rocco Siffredi and a couple of french dudes I don´t know the name of.

**derjo** · August 3rd, 2007, 01:12 PM

Nice thread...

I reckon a thread like: "Male perfomers that could save a porn film" would be considerably shorter ;D

**mellowyellow** · August 7th, 2007, 08:09 PM

I would say, any German/Scandinavian male actor from the 70's and 80's, they're ugly and awfull to watch. Mind you, job-wise I envy every single one of them, to be honest.

**gordian_knot** · August 10th, 2007, 05:53 PM

Since this is - for most of us - about putting ourselves in their positions, wouldn't you rather see ordinary-looking guys rather than heavily-muscled superstuds? After all, we're not looking at the guys for their beauty, we want someone who's basically anonymous. Of course, you lot could look like superstuds, I don't unfortunately

This seems to be a generation thing as well. Younger people have grown up in an era when everyone - pop stars, film stars, porn stars - have to be plastic-perfect. One of the reasons I like classic porn is that people look like people, not some sculpted model. For me that includes the men. I can't say there's anyone I detest because I don't pay much attention to them.

mingthemerciless · August 10th, 2007, 08:01 PM

There are three guys in my Personal Pantheon of Pathetic Porn Performers; #3 is Paul Thomas for reasons already mentioned.
Small cock, funny 70's hairdo. #2 is Randy West. Probably a nice guy, Randy's problem was twofold. First he stuck around too
long. There comes a day when all pornstars, including the males, need to step behind the camera. Paul Thomas, Eric
Edwards and John Leslie learned this, and each remained in the business as a director. But Randy, with his ever expanding waist
line, skin sunbaked to crinkly leather, and a forehead with furrows deep enough to plant next year's corn crop, was slow to get the
word. But Randy's worst failing was his cum shots. In a business where the shadow of Peter North and his geyser eruptions
loom large, Randy's pathetic cum shot of a few watery drops dripping out won't cut it. But by far the worst of the lot was Jerry Butler.
Here's a guy who could (and did), suck all the heat from any scene his was in. Hammy overacting, a guy so emotionally screwed up he had to be the center of attention. Bad enough. But as a sex performer he was awful. How many times have we seen him whacking
away frantically, drenched in sweat, attempting to bring his dick to something approaching an erection? Many times. The worst
example was his scene with the gorgeous Rachel Ashley in The Sperminator. Furious flailing on his shrunker member was producing no results, even with the helpful assistance of Ms. Ashley, who did everything short of ramming a cattle prod up his ass. Eventually
everyone gave up and faked his was through to the end. Pathetic. Jerry later wrote his autobiography (yes Virginia, it's true), where he
blamed a coke addiction on his problems. That any producer ever hired this guy is a wonder. Besides, any straight guy who spends
that much effort and time on his hair has to be badly screw up.

View Poll Results: WHICH OF THESE "ACTORS" DO YOU WISH WORKED AT A GAS STATION INSTEAD OF IN PORN:
RON JEREMY	683	33.25%
BUCK ADAMS	114	5.55%
SASHA GABOR	95	4.63%
BILLY DEE	90	4.38%
PAUL THOMAS	59	2.87%
MiKE HORNER	134	6.52%
BILL MARGOLD	48	2.34%
STEVE DRAKE	35	1.70%
DON FERNANDO	110	5.36%
ERIC EDWARDS	27	1.31%
TOM BYRON	116	5.65%
JACK BAKER	31	1.51%
MARC WALLICE	276	13.44%
JAMIE GILLIS	186	9.06%
FRANK JAMES	50	2.43%
Voters: 2054. You may not vote on this poll

July 25th, 2007, 09:23 PM	#21
jsandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 164 Thanks: 0 Thanked 17,661 Times in 160 Posts	Re: Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? Max Hardcore is the biggest piece of shit in the industry. That cowboy hat he wears looks totally stupid. He reminds me of a kid in school who got locked up in the psyche ward for torturing people's cats. I'll bet Max Hardcore is a real pussy off camera. There is a guy who is in a lot of Private videos. I think he is German. He looks like Al Bundy from the American tv show Married with Children. I guess if you have a big dick it doesn't matter if you are ugly or stupid in the porno world. If any producers or photographers are reading this please hold back on showing the male's faces.

July 25th, 2007, 09:59 PM	#22
bob027 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 132 Thanks: 169 Thanked 4,807 Times in 131 Posts	Re: Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? I dont like : Harry Reems Paul Thomas Robert Rosenberg Joey Silvera David Perry Christopher Clark Max Hardcore

August 2nd, 2007, 12:41 AM	#23
cutecarla Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 15 Thanks: 82 Thanked 34 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? a lot especially ron Jeremy , mark davis I don't know why stright porn don't focus on Real hunks , all the good male performance goes to gay porn there is one 80's porn actor whose sexy ( Bill cable ) unfortunately he has only two porn movies , and i can't find them !

August 2nd, 2007, 08:26 PM	#24
daz Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 473 Thanks: 1,282 Thanked 3,675 Times in 418 Posts	Re: Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? Paul Thomas (terrible overactor) Steve Drake (80's macho man) Joey Silvera (been in porn an eternity) my all time least favorite.. (now dead) Jon Dough (Ugh!, just something creepy about him)

August 3rd, 2007, 11:40 AM	#25
kempston Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 25 Thanks: 15 Thanked 137 Times in 20 Posts	Re: Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? Marc Wallace. What he did was unforgivable. Before hand I had no real opinion of him, but after the Aids crisis I havent been able to watch a scene with him in.

August 3rd, 2007, 12:28 PM	#26
BigSwede Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 875 Thanks: 29,724 Thanked 10,345 Times in 868 Posts	Re: Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? I don´t know about the guys in older movies, but I really don´t like Roberto Malone,Christoph Clark,Rocco Siffredi and a couple of french dudes I don´t know the name of.

August 3rd, 2007, 01:12 PM	#27
derjo Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 220 Thanks: 529 Thanked 11,763 Times in 197 Posts	Re: Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? Nice thread... I reckon a thread like: "Male perfomers that could save a porn film" would be considerably shorter ;D

August 7th, 2007, 08:09 PM	#28
mellowyellow Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,470 Thanks: 16,575 Thanked 37,583 Times in 1,886 Posts	Re: Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? I would say, any German/Scandinavian male actor from the 70's and 80's, they're ugly and awfull to watch. Mind you, job-wise I envy every single one of them, to be honest. __________________

August 10th, 2007, 05:53 PM	#29
gordian_knot Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Gordium Posts: 1,225 Thanks: 6,524 Thanked 13,823 Times in 1,209 Posts	Re: Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? Since this is - for most of us - about putting ourselves in their positions, wouldn't you rather see ordinary-looking guys rather than heavily-muscled superstuds? After all, we're not looking at the guys for their beauty, we want someone who's basically anonymous. Of course, you lot could look like superstuds, I don't unfortunately This seems to be a generation thing as well. Younger people have grown up in an era when everyone - pop stars, film stars, porn stars - have to be plastic-perfect. One of the reasons I like classic porn is that people look like people, not some sculpted model. For me that includes the men. I can't say there's anyone I detest because I don't pay much attention to them. __________________ - "The whole of anything is never told." - Henry James "Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable." - George Orwell

August 10th, 2007, 08:01 PM	#30
mingthemerciless Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 46 Thanks: 83 Thanked 278 Times in 43 Posts	Re: Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? There are three guys in my Personal Pantheon of Pathetic Porn Performers; #3 is Paul Thomas for reasons already mentioned. Small cock, funny 70's hairdo. #2 is Randy West. Probably a nice guy, Randy's problem was twofold. First he stuck around too long. There comes a day when all pornstars, including the males, need to step behind the camera. Paul Thomas, Eric Edwards and John Leslie learned this, and each remained in the business as a director. But Randy, with his ever expanding waist line, skin sunbaked to crinkly leather, and a forehead with furrows deep enough to plant next year's corn crop, was slow to get the word. But Randy's worst failing was his cum shots. In a business where the shadow of Peter North and his geyser eruptions loom large, Randy's pathetic cum shot of a few watery drops dripping out won't cut it. But by far the worst of the lot was Jerry Butler. Here's a guy who could (and did), suck all the heat from any scene his was in. Hammy overacting, a guy so emotionally screwed up he had to be the center of attention. Bad enough. But as a sex performer he was awful. How many times have we seen him whacking away frantically, drenched in sweat, attempting to bring his dick to something approaching an erection? Many times. The worst example was his scene with the gorgeous Rachel Ashley in The Sperminator. Furious flailing on his shrunker member was producing no results, even with the helpful assistance of Ms. Ashley, who did everything short of ramming a cattle prod up his ass. Eventually everyone gave up and faked his was through to the end. Pathetic. Jerry later wrote his autobiography (yes Virginia, it's true), where he blamed a coke addiction on his problems. That any producer ever hired this guy is a wonder. Besides, any straight guy who spends that much effort and time on his hair has to be badly screw up.