Your Regret Of The Day - Page 21

**bloke57** · November 6th, 2017, 09:35 AM

One of my mum's last remaining friends passed away on Saturday - her son came to tell her this morning. One of the downsides of living long is the "Dr. Who syndrome" where you gradually watch all your old pals die.

Her last remaining friend now lives in Australia - but Marge only lived a few yards up the road. Now I regret not having wheeled mum up to see her a bit more recently - but other things got in the way.

PatentHappy · November 10th, 2017, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Might PatentHappy have bribed Melchior

In which case I`m full of regrets

He never had the common decency to bribe us first

PatentHappy don't got no money for no bribes. Got plenty of favors which bring no smiles, though.

MaxJoker · January 6th, 2018, 02:19 PM

That I haven't had carnal knowledge with sixty eight year old Fanny Ardant

As with such a name she must be dynamite between the rubber sheets

**bloke57** · January 6th, 2018, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

That haven't had carnal knowledge with sixty eight year old Fanny Ardant

I prefer her sister, Fanny Verdant.

Estreeter · January 8th, 2018, 10:07 AM

My Regret Of The Day.........

Spending the afternoon looking for the perfect gift, bought it and now turns out it's one of the worst possible I could have bought

I didn't know my sister on law was allergic to this substance till i was informed after I bought it

**bloke57** · January 8th, 2018, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

My Regret Of The Day.........

Spending the afternoon looking for the perfect gift, bought it and now turns out it's one of the worst possible I could have bought

I didn't know my sister on law was allergic to this substance till i was informed after I bought it

Yeah! Sadly, some women do react badly to rohypnol.

Estreeter · January 8th, 2018, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Yeah! Sadly, some women do react badly to rohypnol.

Now you just gave me the perfect idea for an exchange

MaxJoker · January 8th, 2018, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Now you just gave me the perfect idea for an exchange

My regret of the day is you've not told us what it was you did get her

Mate , nosy people want to know

Estreeter · January 8th, 2018, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Mate , nosy people want to know

Body lotion chick type crap bullshit stuff in a set
You know, the soaps, scrubs, lotions and blah blah, coconut smell was nice

found out later from my bro when he called for something else altogether she gets a rash type thing from these oils and whatever's in it .... boring post, sorry

My new regret of the day ... This post

MaxJoker · January 8th, 2018, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Body lotion chick type crap bullshit stuff in a set
You know, the soaps, scrubs, lotions and blah blah, coconut smell was nice

found out later from my bro when he called for something else altogether she gets a rash type thing from these oils and whatever's in it ....

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

boring post, sorry

Regret you thinking that , as have to now regretfully tell you it`s finally happened

You`re wrong

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My new regret of the day ... This post

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November 6th, 2017, 09:35 AM	#201
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	One of my mum's last remaining friends passed away on Saturday - her son came to tell her this morning. One of the downsides of living long is the "Dr. Who syndrome" where you gradually watch all your old pals die. Her last remaining friend now lives in Australia - but Marge only lived a few yards up the road. Now I regret not having wheeled mum up to see her a bit more recently - but other things got in the way.