It's Great To Be A Man Because.. - Page 2

**Greenman** · September 22nd, 2014, 07:34 PM

Did you mean young man or older man? Young man yes, not many cares, loads of women to look at and perhaps sleep with, staying out and up all night and generally experiencing what life has to offer. However being an older man, no, no benefits whatsoever I can see. As you age your memory starts to go, your eyes fail and you need glasses to read or see, but the worst thing of all is your health, the first sign of something odd you worry the hell out of things, is it bad or trivial and as you get to middle-age you then run the risk of all sort of cancers or worse diseases. I can't see what is great about that. And of course all those women you lusted after are now older and the younger ones would probably call you a pervert - unless you are a man of wealth and means in which case more a sugar daddy or pimp

**NIN** · September 22nd, 2014, 08:34 PM

**mizlaplan** · September 22nd, 2014, 09:12 PM

It's Great To Be A Man Because..
Imagine the alternative..

**Sir Honkers** · September 22nd, 2014, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TommySwiftJr.

Because only as a man you put that much laundry into the washing machine that some of it stays dry and you feel damn manly about it..

Sure there a LOT of other reasons.. Let us know!

Hang on!...you claim to be a man and you do the laundry!

**mizlaplan** · September 22nd, 2014, 11:48 PM

Real blokes aren't afraid to wash their smalls.
cough cough ahem...
I meant bigs

**Brecht** · September 22nd, 2014, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TommySwiftJr.

Because only as a man you put that much laundry into the washing machine that some of it stays dry and you feel damn manly about it..

Sure there a LOT of other reasons.. Let us know!

But I thought real men don't go near a washing machine unless it's a special kind of laundry!

**TommySwiftJr.** · September 23rd, 2014, 03:35 PM

..because only men invent, develop AND wear a ballcam.

MaxJoker · September 23rd, 2014, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizlaplan

Real blokes aren't afraid to wash their smalls.

Or in the case of some of us , tinnies

Still I have a fabulous personality (Patent pending) and that`s what`s most..Ahem..impotent

Hey on the plus side !.
At least I've yet to be with a girl who didn't cry with uncontrollable emotion

Once I removed me skid marked stained Y-Fronts

**TommySwiftJr.** · September 23rd, 2014, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Once I removed me skid marked stained Y-Fronts

**mizlaplan** · September 23rd, 2014, 08:36 PM

An invaluable tip for all chaps troubled by skid marks:
Wear brown underwear

September 22nd, 2014, 07:34 PM	#11
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,533 Times in 19,356 Posts	Did you mean young man or older man? Young man yes, not many cares, loads of women to look at and perhaps sleep with, staying out and up all night and generally experiencing what life has to offer. However being an older man, no, no benefits whatsoever I can see. As you age your memory starts to go, your eyes fail and you need glasses to read or see, but the worst thing of all is your health, the first sign of something odd you worry the hell out of things, is it bad or trivial and as you get to middle-age you then run the risk of all sort of cancers or worse diseases. I can't see what is great about that. And of course all those women you lusted after are now older and the younger ones would probably call you a pervert - unless you are a man of wealth and means in which case more a sugar daddy or pimp __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

September 22nd, 2014, 08:34 PM	#12
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Wot

September 22nd, 2014, 09:12 PM	#13
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,900 Times in 2,528 Posts	It's Great To Be A Man Because.. Imagine the alternative.. __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

September 22nd, 2014, 11:48 PM	#15
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,900 Times in 2,528 Posts	Real blokes aren't afraid to wash their smalls. cough cough ahem... I meant bigs __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

September 23rd, 2014, 03:35 PM	#17
TommySwiftJr. Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seaside. Escaping modern society values. Mostly. Posts: 2,960 Thanks: 47,367 Thanked 68,085 Times in 3,078 Posts	It's great to be a man.. ..because only men invent, develop AND wear a ballcam. __________________ I'm afraid of people who are afraid of nudity.

September 23rd, 2014, 08:36 PM	#20
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,900 Times in 2,528 Posts	An invaluable tip for all chaps troubled by skid marks: Wear brown underwear __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.