Socialist Wanking Forum - Page 3

**guvn00rr** · June 2nd, 2014, 03:18 AM

Always thought Ségolène Royal was pretty.

Why she and that pretty young actress wound up with that bumbling boob of a former French President François Hollande is beyond me.

Norkles · June 5th, 2014, 06:42 AM

Left wing women that I've personally seen tend to be 4x4 overweight social worker/urban studies pissed off, crusty granola, hairy arm pit, knock kneed, greasy haired, men hating beings that hate themselves as much as they despise everything and everyone else around them. A revolting bunch.

**CalumH** · June 5th, 2014, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Norkles

Left wing women that I've personally seen tend to be 4x4 overweight social worker/urban studies pissed off, crusty granola, hairy arm pit, knock kneed, greasy haired, men hating beings that hate themselves as much as they despise everything and everyone else around them. A revolting bunch.

Comical, but more a reflection of the observer's personal experience vs. the observer's personal expectation, I'd say (try to be nice, Norkles, you may find that nicer things happen).

... and it's all 'gris to the mill' of why I thought I'd add a voice to this thread - I love the idea LGW (& other positive posters

), but unfortunately, mention the 's' word and the confirmed (or even the merely hopeful) right, are guaranteed to start banging their fists (that's not a euphemism, by the way

).

Never mind, there are those who are here to add and those who are here to subtract, 'twas ever thus...

(edit - I mean in life, not the forum per se)

... & is granola the sweet, maple-syrupy, crunchy cereal stuff sold in the UK by Jordans? I like that! ... shame it's so expensive, it oughtn't to be, based on the ingredients... guess that's just down to market forces...

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**Nobody1** · June 5th, 2014, 08:42 PM

This socialist was a beauty.

**whop** · June 5th, 2014, 10:28 PM

Socialist politicians and unions are good at grabbing money out of the working man's pockets for their own benefit. Lenin drove a Rolls Royce! The idea is good, though, but the people who try to enforce it are worse than true capitalists. But there is some good wanking material in there.

**Nobody1** · June 6th, 2014, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by whop

Lenin drove a Rolls Royce!

The car was a gift to Lenin by factory workers in Petrograd (Saint Petersburg).

**Tmee2020** · June 6th, 2014, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wouldn't call myself a socialist, but I am going to volunteer to man the machine gun when The Revolution comes and all the fatcat, capitalists get lined up against the wall.

That's the spirit LG.

Time to man the barricades.

**guvn00rr** · July 10th, 2014, 12:53 AM

A story in honour of our favourite socialist wanker, LindaGordonWanker!

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...9&postcount=17

**ubu55** · July 10th, 2014, 04:32 PM

Left-wing wack-jobs...er, pardon me, females who might inspire a spontaneous uprising in the trousers...

Vanessa Redgrave certainly, though some of her causes seem a little edgy.

Glenda Jackson could be pretty sultry back when

though it wouldn't have hurt if someone had lent her a razor.
Nowadays MP Glenda looks more like a deranged bullfrog Here she is lambasting Thatcher (which isn't a bad thing i guess)

Thought Gudrun Ensslin attractive... if clearly "mad, bad, and dangerous to know"

am way too uninformed on German politics back in the day to know if the furor/doubt over her 'suicide' and those of her Bader-Meinhof colleagues is justified & they were actually murdered?

Best of all, and by far my favorite leftist babe is uninhibited best-selling author, academic, pot smoker, pornographer, groupie/group-sex advocate, & all-around sexual Ty-rannosaurus Germaine Greer

Self-proclaimed anarchist/marxist/feminist; contributor to Oz & Screw magazines; fierce debater (Wm. F. Buckley wrote she trounced him thoroughly when she appeared on his show). Loved being outrageously, bawdily nude for the camera. Once wrote about the tricky (but apparently necessary) interpersonal dynamics of fucking every member of a rock band

Spoke of waking up groggy on many a motel room morning in a tangle of naked bodies. Had a two-year fling with a much older Federico Fellini, though she feared he might expire during sex! He called his wife every few hours to assure her he was ok.

Remember she somehow ended up in the broadcast booth during a World Series

, where she expressed an avid, on-air interest in (banging) one of the pitchers

... and the old grey panther is apparently still at it, time, players, and weather permitting.

Don't know about wanking to these women, but all of them are/were-long-ago appealing... and some bring to mind the old policy of anti-terrorist forces to "shoot the women first, they're the most dangerous!"

**guvn00rr** · July 21st, 2014, 09:27 PM

I just put 'hot socialist women' into a search engine and the only one that came up that was remotely beautiful was my choice...Ségolène Royal.

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ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,148 Times in 2,795 Posts	Left-wing wack-jobs...er, pardon me, females who might inspire a spontaneous uprising in the trousers... Vanessa Redgrave certainly, though some of her causes seem a little edgy. Glenda Jackson could be pretty sultry back when though it wouldn't have hurt if someone had lent her a razor. Nowadays MP Glenda looks more like a deranged bullfrog Here she is lambasting Thatcher (which isn't a bad thing i guess) Thought Gudrun Ensslin attractive... if clearly "mad, bad, and dangerous to know" am way too uninformed on German politics back in the day to know if the furor/doubt over her 'suicide' and those of her Bader-Meinhof colleagues is justified & they were actually murdered? Best of all, and by far my favorite leftist babe is uninhibited best-selling author, academic, pot smoker, pornographer, groupie/group-sex advocate, & all-around sexual Ty-rannosaurus Germaine Greer Self-proclaimed anarchist/marxist/feminist; contributor to Oz & Screw magazines; fierce debater (Wm. F. Buckley wrote she trounced him thoroughly when she appeared on his show). Loved being outrageously, bawdily nude for the camera. Once wrote about the tricky (but apparently necessary) interpersonal dynamics of fucking every member of a rock band Spoke of waking up groggy on many a motel room morning in a tangle of naked bodies. Had a two-year fling with a much older Federico Fellini, though she feared he might expire during sex! He called his wife every few hours to assure her he was ok. Remember she somehow ended up in the broadcast booth during a World Series, where she expressed an avid, on-air interest in (banging) one of the pitchers ... and the old grey panther is apparently still at it, time, players, and weather permitting. Don't know about wanking to these women, but all of them are/were-long-ago appealing... and some bring to mind the old policy of anti-terrorist forces to "shoot the women first, they're the most dangerous!"

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guvn00rr Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 8,495 Thanks: 52,992 Thanked 128,612 Times in 8,737 Posts	I just put 'hot socialist women' into a search engine and the only one that came up that was remotely beautiful was my choice...Ségolène Royal. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. What? (GIF)

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Norkles Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 229 Thanks: 7,611 Thanked 1,778 Times in 220 Posts	Left wing women that I've personally seen tend to be 4x4 overweight social worker/urban studies pissed off, crusty granola, hairy arm pit, knock kneed, greasy haired, men hating beings that hate themselves as much as they despise everything and everyone else around them. A revolting bunch.

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Nobody1 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,119 Thanks: 16,786 Thanked 22,140 Times in 2,127 Posts	This socialist was a beauty.

June 5th, 2014, 10:28 PM	#25
whop Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 326 Thanks: 6,898 Thanked 3,278 Times in 317 Posts	Socialist politicians and unions are good at grabbing money out of the working man's pockets for their own benefit. Lenin drove a Rolls Royce! The idea is good, though, but the people who try to enforce it are worse than true capitalists. But there is some good wanking material in there.