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**marlon** · December 5th, 2010, 08:46 PM

Hmmm, I could remove all the beer from your fridge and take it away to a safe place. That way you would not have to worry about it disappearing and you would be able to sleep safe in the knowledge that your beer was being looked after.

What is your address?

**squigg58** · December 5th, 2010, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by welderman

The Beer in my fridge appears to vanish at an alarming rate, is it just me..Or is there help available.?.

You might want to check if you have any Birds Eye products in the fridge as they're known to attract polar bears ... and they love beer!

**tony_grego** · December 5th, 2010, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by welderman

The Beer in my fridge appears to vanish at an alarming rate, is it just me..Or is there help available.?.

I thing your problem has a very easy solution friend...

Do not ever invite any member of this forum...

(Especially the dear mods)

Salut !

Estreeter · December 6th, 2010, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by tony_grego

Do not ever invite any member of this forum...

(Especially the dear mods)

No soup for you

Quote:

Originally Posted by welderman

The Beer in my fridge appears to vanish at an alarming rate, is it just me..Or is there help available.?.

Something tell me you have teenage sons ? If so, tell em too go and get a part time job and buy their dear ol' dad some more beer, and always keep an emergency supply hidden in a portable fridge somewhere.

**Mal Hombre** · December 6th, 2010, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

No soup for you

Something tell me you have teenage sons ? If so, tell em too go and get a part time job and buy their dear ol' dad some more beer, and always keep an emergency supply hidden in a portable fridge somewhere.

I have no teenage sons (That I Know of) but I have the selfsame problem,it must be something going round.

**keefriff** · December 10th, 2010, 12:19 PM

I couldn't sleep last night because my back hurts from shoveling snow and putting up Christmas decorations. The lovely and charming Ms. Riff makes me do up my abode in lights and the whole bit. Not too over the top on the lights, just enough for planes to site in on as they approach the airport. So Ms Riff is out there with her whip and bullhorn making sure I do it just how she likes it on my house. I make a slight suggestion that maybe this one item doesn't need to go up because IMO it is a little too Cliffy.

I know mvasiljs' neighbors would have liked it so I did not.

Way too much cuteness and not enough boobs was my main complaint which was meant not by deaf ears but flapping gums. "I think it's cute and light hearted...something you need more of in your life." she says to me. My brain kind of hiccuped and I blurted out, "I agree. So when are you leaving so I can try and get a little more of both?"

I know, I know not really in the Christmas spirit.

Well she didn't like that too much even if it was said in my lilting joking voice.

She said I was a something or another...I didn't quite hear her but I will ask all my neighbors as I'm sure they all heard it clearly. Anyways, now she's mad at me. I'm the bad guy and all over one small slip of the tongue. One momentary second of my caustic, sarcastic nature rising up to the surface. I don't understand it, it almost never happens.

So what should I do? Apologize? Put the damn queer ass Santa up and be done with the argument? Or call in sick and surf VEF all day? Any thoughts oh wise ones?

Estreeter · December 10th, 2010, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by keefriff

I couldn't sleep last night

Quote:

Originally Posted by keefriff

So what should I do? Apologize?

Very easy,

1, don't get up

2, Never, ever apologize, can become habit forming and then may be expected for all future misdeeds

MaxJoker · December 10th, 2010, 12:31 PM

Ever wanted to get out of going for a drink with the boys , and so avoiding paying for a round when they all suddenly decide to have triple Whiskeys

Then follow these handy helpful subtle moves

Ney maw bother , ney maw problem

Peau Peep · December 10th, 2010, 02:43 PM

If you cheat on your wife with someone who lives in a different postcode, is it still classed as cheating?

MaxJoker · December 10th, 2010, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Peau Peep

If you cheat on your wife with someone who lives in a different postcode, is it still classed as cheating?

Wait a minute is this the advice thread or the questions thread

As for the question/advice

No it doesn`t count providing she`s spreading them far and wide herself .

Ahhhhh ain`t nothing better than an open relationship

Well aside from looking inside your wifes open handbag and spying her purse

December 5th, 2010, 08:46 PM	#11
marlon Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Up on the roof Posts: 8,819 Thanks: 36,119 Thanked 341,946 Times in 8,959 Posts	Hmmm, I could remove all the beer from your fridge and take it away to a safe place. That way you would not have to worry about it disappearing and you would be able to sleep safe in the knowledge that your beer was being looked after. What is your address? __________________ *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* “I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed.” *Marlon Brando*

December 10th, 2010, 12:19 PM	#16
keefriff Torn and Frayed Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: The 612 Posts: 7,025 Thanks: 79,624 Thanked 131,638 Times in 5,993 Posts	I couldn't sleep last night because my back hurts from shoveling snow and putting up Christmas decorations. The lovely and charming Ms. Riff makes me do up my abode in lights and the whole bit. Not too over the top on the lights, just enough for planes to site in on as they approach the airport. So Ms Riff is out there with her whip and bullhorn making sure I do it just how she likes it on my house. I make a slight suggestion that maybe this one item doesn't need to go up because IMO it is a little too Cliffy. I know mvasiljs' neighbors would have liked it so I did not. Way too much cuteness and not enough boobs was my main complaint which was meant not by deaf ears but flapping gums. "I think it's cute and light hearted...something you need more of in your life." she says to me. My brain kind of hiccuped and I blurted out, "I agree. So when are you leaving so I can try and get a little more of both?" I know, I know not really in the Christmas spirit. Well she didn't like that too much even if it was said in my lilting joking voice. She said I was a something or another...I didn't quite hear her but I will ask all my neighbors as I'm sure they all heard it clearly. Anyways, now she's mad at me. I'm the bad guy and all over one small slip of the tongue. One momentary second of my caustic, sarcastic nature rising up to the surface. I don't understand it, it almost never happens. So what should I do? Apologize? Put the damn queer ass Santa up and be done with the argument? Or call in sick and surf VEF all day? Any thoughts oh wise ones? __________________ You Can't Always Get What You Want But If You Follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. You Just Might Find You Get What You Need To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 10th, 2010, 12:31 PM	#18
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December 10th, 2010, 02:43 PM	#19
Peau Peep Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Sunny South Coast of England Posts: 653 Thanks: 1,960 Thanked 5,859 Times in 612 Posts	If you cheat on your wife with someone who lives in a different postcode, is it still classed as cheating? __________________ A porn website on which I can talk about football. I've died and gone to heaven.

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