Hang with Hef or the Gooch?

~~bigtrain45~~ · October 13th, 2017, 12:36 AM

If you could have hung out with either of them in their primes, in the 70's and 80's, which one would have been more fun, and being around which would you have gotten more action yourself?

**LadyLuck** · October 13th, 2017, 01:03 AM

Hef. I always thought he was cooler than Bob. I thought his magazine was cooler than Bob's. I thought his models were prettier than Bob's.

Hef. Definitely.

I probably would not have gotten laid regardless of which one I hung out with. If I could just have gotten close enough to Janet Lupo to smell her I'd have been happy.

**bowlinggreen** · October 13th, 2017, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by butteredup

Who is Gooch?

Hef would be the one without a doubt for me.Just to be close to Marilyn Monroe would be enough for me, plus Hef has more royality than the gooch (you mean that winestein motherfucker)?

He means Bob Guccione.

Personally, I'd hang with Hef. How could you beat being in the Mansion during its glory days?

**philll_77** · October 13th, 2017, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

He means Bob Guccione.

Ah, I was confused; Thought you were talking about Graham Gooch.

~~bigtrain45~~ · October 13th, 2017, 10:08 PM

Just as an FYI, Hef never hung out with Marilyn Monroe. She was in L. A. when he was publishing the magazine in Chicago. All of her pix he published were bought from 3rd parties, and she died long before he moved to Mansion West.

**Sir Honkers** · October 13th, 2017, 10:16 PM

To be honest both of them made my skin crawl, but having once seen an interview Guccione gave around the time of Caligula, I'd have to choose Hefner as the slightly lesser of two creepies.

**otokonomidori** · October 13th, 2017, 11:12 PM

I reckon there was more drugs and general bad behaviour at Hefner's place in the 70's so that's where I'd be heading.

According to Sheila Kennedy's book there weren't a lot of fleshy shenanigans at Guccione's house in New York.

**steamjon** · October 14th, 2017, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by philll_77

Ah, I was confused; Thought you were talking about Graham Gooch.

To be fair he could had been a porn star with that mustache.

He could also score

**SpermShooter** · October 14th, 2017, 01:45 AM

The Gooch sounds more like a very nasty venereal disease from the tropics. Personally I'd of stuck with Bob....

October 13th, 2017, 12:36 AM	#1
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Hang with Hef or the Gooch? If you could have hung out with either of them in their primes, in the 70's and 80's, which one would have been more fun, and being around which would you have gotten more action yourself?

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LadyLuck Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: USA Posts: 1,057 Thanks: 136 Thanked 10,477 Times in 1,247 Posts	Hef. I always thought he was cooler than Bob. I thought his magazine was cooler than Bob's. I thought his models were prettier than Bob's. Hef. Definitely. I probably would not have gotten laid regardless of which one I hung out with. If I could just have gotten close enough to Janet Lupo to smell her I'd have been happy.

October 13th, 2017, 10:08 PM	#5
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Just as an FYI, Hef never hung out with Marilyn Monroe. She was in L. A. when he was publishing the magazine in Chicago. All of her pix he published were bought from 3rd parties, and she died long before he moved to Mansion West.

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Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,247 Times in 30,309 Posts	To be honest both of them made my skin crawl, but having once seen an interview Guccione gave around the time of Caligula, I'd have to choose Hefner as the slightly lesser of two creepies.

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otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,023 Thanked 122,410 Times in 8,316 Posts	I reckon there was more drugs and general bad behaviour at Hefner's place in the 70's so that's where I'd be heading. According to Sheila Kennedy's book there weren't a lot of fleshy shenanigans at Guccione's house in New York.

October 14th, 2017, 01:45 AM	#9
SpermShooter Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 463 Thanks: 47,778 Thanked 5,391 Times in 448 Posts	The Gooch sounds more like a very nasty venereal disease from the tropics. Personally I'd of stuck with Bob....